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Jan 2 LATER ON

[splinten]

Hey, Jake and me were thinking about ways to catch one of these to look at and we were wondering if we could borrow you for timestopping them.

[parodeity]

[ ummmmmmmmmmmmm. ]

funny story

Jan 4 ignore this until later but i didn't want to forget

[splinten]

[So. Dave has needed some time to work out things. And that's fair. Dirk has been trying to give him space. At the same time, Dirk is worried and misses him. And so it begins: the randomass texts from Dirk.

And Dave thought he was the clingy one!]

Did you ever actually eat your Scooby Snack?

[parodeity]

[ UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ]

hypothetically yes
nonhypothetically not so much

January 5 now...

[splinten]

This text is either to ask whether or not you've settled your thoughts, or, if the answer is no,
To ask if you think toe socks are better than normal socks. Also long socks versus ankle socks.

[parodeity]

depends on the situation and pattern
like toe socks are lounging socks tbh
sleepovers and hallway sliding wear
but probably not everyday wear unless you're making a statement of some short
the other question depends on the type of shoe in question
obviously

the answer wasnt no but that was important
how
do you want to do this

1/6th sure ok she put it off

[grimdeity]

Looked into those aliens.
I don't
Think there's anything wrong with them
I saw door, from back home, too. Not sure why.
I need to go into the ocean.
Right now.

[parodeity]

[ rose what. ]

where are you?
are you ok
this is unusually abrupt for you lalonde wheres my dissertation
also what do you mean you need to go into the ocean

Jan 9 the deluge continues

[splinten]

[At least once a day since the 5th, Dave has gotten a random text from Dirk. This is today's.]

How are you doing on cleaning up your computer wiring?

[parodeity]

phenomenally
just polished them earlier today
a little spit and a shirt sleeve do wonders

have you seriously been thinking about that all this time

1/10

[grimdeity]

I hope you don't mind, but I've been using my Seer powers to look into something somewhat atypical. You.
I think you should see if Dirk would be interested in moving in with you.
My visions indicate this may be the most fortunate path.

[parodeity]

what
why have you been looking into me
im fine rose
also we like
closed that topic and havent revisited it yet in the unilateral decision section
im not sure broaching it rn would be wise
and like
are you bullshitting me or being serious here about fortune actually

Jan 10

[splinten]

Your sister meddled me your way. I'm up for a serious talk when you can handle it.
Afterwards we can see if The Last Airbender improves with company. The Sharknado franchise is also an option.

[parodeity]

[ he'll address the meddling in a second but. ]

the what now
to both of those
i dont know either of those films

late 1/12, almost the next day

[alienates]

RANDOM QUESTION
BUT ARE THE ALIEN THINGS DOING ANYTHING WEIRD BACK AT BASE?

[parodeity]

are they doing it wherever you are too
id advise you to come back then
though you can obviously ignore that
but yeah
theyre being assholes what else is new

Jan 11

[splinten]

[So. Dirk has told people, and he has started moving over some of his things. Today, this is a lot of the tools he keeps around his house since, you know. They're building a bunk bed today. Need his tools to do that. At long last, after much Vanna Whiting from Dave, the bunk bed is complete.

Dirk sits back and glances over at Dave.]

All good?

[Dave gets a back to a wall and the bottom bunk. Dirk gets to be Tall. Clearly, it is perfect.]

[parodeity]

[ dave's eyebrows go up at the question and he. shrugs. ]

Looks good to me? We can test drive it tomorrow and see if it works out.

[ where the fuck does dave plan on sleeping tonight although honestly. probably just by the magister's tank...like a fucking moron... ]

Uh, all good for you?

1/18

[alienates]

I DON'T KNOW IF ROXY HAS ALREADY MENTIONED THIS TO YOU BUT SHE AND JAKE FIGURED OUT THE WHOLE MATRIORB THING.
SO I AM, ONCE AGAIN, NO LONGER PART OF AN EXTINCT SPECIES?
I ASSUMED YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW? MAYBE.

[parodeity]

they didnt mention it
but thats pretty cool
to understate

homura akemi is gone
thats about all i have to share

22nd

[splinten]

So I'm gonna nap for a million years. Wake me up only when nothing is happening.

[Dirk flops on the couch. It is a sprawl.]

[parodeity]

[ he gets a raised eyebrow as dave flips another page in yet another Book Club Book (this is too gothic for him but he can't let rose win) and fails to move from like, his own spot...

yeah he's not even on the couch he was sitting in front of it for some reason leaning back against it, legs stretched out on the floor. this seems like a good way to trip people but luckily the only people around to be tripped are dirk. and he's dirk. ]

Yeah ok. Whenever you wake up you can see the cool thing I did earlier. Y'okay?

[ for a wonder he doesn't look tense as fuck even in the lowkey way it'd simmered down to eventually thanks team anti warpers ]

January 26 you'll bet your ass you were thwarted

[splinten]

[Dirk uses his shades to check the text in the morning because you know. It would be a thing to try to get the communicator back from Dave. He is not exactly more sure about what happened than he was before but at least he read the dumb messages.

Anyway, later in the day—]

A mop isn't an electric sponge. It's an aquatic broom.

I'M STILL WINNING, BUT CRUELTY

[parodeity]

[ dave would flip him off, but: ]

Ok, I'll let that one slide since you're not wrong.

[ also he's not going to move since it's still morning and whatever? not that he ever sleeps in particularly long, since he tends to rise early, but sometimes he will just lounge around doing nothing. ]

However, fuck you for not talkin' with me about them last night.

1/26

[alienates]

SO THE LAST TIME WE TALKED WAS ABOUT THOSE GROUND RULES.
AND I REALIZED THAT WE ONLY SET THEM FOR YOU BUT NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

[parodeity]

[ were it dirk or rose he might have made a joke or sarcastic comment about genius and how he'd pointed that out. it would have been fond and annoyed. he would have hammered that home earlier, the first time, especially with dirk.

dave can't remember when jokes stopped being his first line of defense with karkat. or when his immediate reaction started being wariness. ]

im listening
whats up?

1/30 FINE THEN

[splinten]

Textbooks acquired. We can look them over whenever you're free.

you still owe me dramatic fridge art tags????

[parodeity]

that was quick
when are you free
im just doing some stuff but it wont take that long to finish up

1/30

[alienates]

HEEEEEY DAVE.
WAIT, NO.
TAKE OUT FOUR OF THOSE E'S.
ARE YOU BUSY?

[parodeity]

math evaluations with dirk but i can multitask
whats up