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[With or without the towel? Better be with the towel? Anyway Dirk is working on his shades but also his communicator because it's easier to do the work relying on the two devices so enjoy that... relatively boring thing of Dirk staring into space, but also using tech? Who knows.]

I've been wondering why you haven't named any of our apple trees.

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[ like

not with the towel but if dirk gives him a look he will grab the towel okay ]

Why wouldn't I have?

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[Dirk does give him a look. Use your warm towel, Dave.]

...You have?

[He just expected he'd have heard the names by now?]

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[ dave sits for a moment before. flickering back to grab the towel and putting it back around his neck. god. ]

Mostly in the time frame wherein I've been spendin' more time with the farm than people, but yeah. It feels less dumb to talk to shit when it has a name?

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[Good, Dirk will now work properly.]

What's the naming pattern?

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Authors but fruit punned.

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Hit me.

[Just give Dirk a list while he works? Yes.]

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Arthur Coconut Doyle? C.S. Lemon.

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Do they actually correspond to what their trees grow or is this random.

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Why would they correspond with what their trees grow?

[ let's not get CRAZY here, dirk. ]