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GO HERE TO THE NEW INBOX, THIS INBOX NO LONGER LOADS EASY FOR ME

Hey, Jake and me were thinking about ways to catch one of these to look at and we were wondering if we could borrow you for timestopping them.

[So. Dave has needed some time to work out things. And that's fair. Dirk has been trying to give him space. At the same time, Dirk is worried and misses him. And so it begins: the randomass texts from Dirk.

And Dave thought he was the clingy one!]

Did you ever actually eat your Scooby Snack?

This text is either to ask whether or not you've settled your thoughts, or, if the answer is no,
To ask if you think toe socks are better than normal socks. Also long socks versus ankle socks.

Looked into those aliens.
I don't
Think there's anything wrong with them
I saw door, from back home, too. Not sure why.
I need to go into the ocean.
Right now.

Edited 2017-01-07 05:22 (UTC)

[At least once a day since the 5th, Dave has gotten a random text from Dirk. This is today's.]

How are you doing on cleaning up your computer wiring?

I hope you don't mind, but I've been using my Seer powers to look into something somewhat atypical. You.
I think you should see if Dirk would be interested in moving in with you.
My visions indicate this may be the most fortunate path.

Your sister meddled me your way. I'm up for a serious talk when you can handle it.
Afterwards we can see if The Last Airbender improves with company. The Sharknado franchise is also an option.

RANDOM QUESTION
BUT ARE THE ALIEN THINGS DOING ANYTHING WEIRD BACK AT BASE?

[So. Dirk has told people, and he has started moving over some of his things. Today, this is a lot of the tools he keeps around his house since, you know. They're building a bunk bed today. Need his tools to do that. At long last, after much Vanna Whiting from Dave, the bunk bed is complete.

Dirk sits back and glances over at Dave.]

All good?

[Dave gets a back to a wall and the bottom bunk. Dirk gets to be Tall. Clearly, it is perfect.]

I DON'T KNOW IF ROXY HAS ALREADY MENTIONED THIS TO YOU BUT SHE AND JAKE FIGURED OUT THE WHOLE MATRIORB THING.
SO I AM, ONCE AGAIN, NO LONGER PART OF AN EXTINCT SPECIES?
I ASSUMED YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW? MAYBE.

So I'm gonna nap for a million years. Wake me up only when nothing is happening.

[Dirk flops on the couch. It is a sprawl.]

[Dirk uses his shades to check the text in the morning because you know. It would be a thing to try to get the communicator back from Dave. He is not exactly more sure about what happened than he was before but at least he read the dumb messages.

Anyway, later in the day—]

A mop isn't an electric sponge. It's an aquatic broom.

SO THE LAST TIME WE TALKED WAS ABOUT THOSE GROUND RULES.
AND I REALIZED THAT WE ONLY SET THEM FOR YOU BUT NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

Textbooks acquired. We can look them over whenever you're free.

HEEEEEY DAVE.
WAIT, NO.
TAKE OUT FOUR OF THOSE E'S.
ARE YOU BUSY?

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Jan 2 LATER ON

Jan 4 ignore this until later but i didn't want to forget