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[parodeity]

if i die it will almost assuredly not be via fire
also obviously the like
witchcraft you do
with the whole cord stuff
like when i was on base you just kept all our stuff like sorted somehow
fucking witchcraft

[splinten]

It could be how other inhabitants of your tower die.
I can also either show you how to do it or do it myself depending on what works for you.

[parodeity]

yeah maybe
thatd mean giving up my cozy home decor

so what other things are you obsessing over today
besides my decoration sense i mean

[splinten]

You're goddamned impossible, Dave.
The alien thing, what else. Collating data and recruiting is on the agenda.

[parodeity]

im the perfect amount of possible

oh right aliens
how could i forget
i mean i definitely havent but like
ive thought about it and i dont think we should just kill them out of hand
if that is your like plan still
i think it is a plan we should review

[splinten]

They almost killed Rose.

[parodeity]

yeah and had she been killed itd be different but
to be fair
were not sure murder was the endgame there or not
when people showed up at the monolith they had the same desire to swim off into never neverland
and also
the warping things are definitely soldiers built for some purpose
be it fighting or scouting or whatever
i dont think we can blame them for that and we should maybe try to talk to whatever it is rather than just
killing it
if its a possibility
im not saying we should rule murder out entirely if it becomes necessary but
naoko and co would have said to kill p diddy immediately you know
maybe this is a case like that and maybe it isnt
but i dont want to make a mistake if it is

[splinten]

['soldiers built with some purpose'

Dirk stares at his communicator. His brother definitely just empathized with soulless aliens.]

Fine.
Stay of execution until we have more information about what's going on.

[parodeity]

[ dirk dave has definitely been emphathizing with p diddy and co at the kharaa island for the whole soldier thing for ages, this isn't new. ]

any ideas on how to do that btw because short of maybe trying to find some major time disturbance rather than all these little ones
i got nothing

[splinten]

[ok but the Kharaa HAVE SOULS these are just biomachines???]

I'm still going with my 'compare and contrast' methodology.
I'll ask if anyone has the know-how for that kind of thing today.

[parodeity]

[ dave admitted to not feeling human to dirk at least twice including in their first convo ever!!! ]

sounds like a plan dude
let me know in what ways i can help ok
if you want i mean

[splinten]

[NO. SOULS.]

I want and will.

[parodeity]

cool
so is that your plan for the day then the alien thing
way more productive than me good job

[splinten]

Your plan for the day should be resting off those headaches you're going through.
I assume it's not.

[parodeity]

theres only so much catnaps can do
and theyre hard to get anyway
so my plan was more doing a swim around and checking on my friends

[splinten]

Are you going to take someone with you?
I can come if you don't want someone else.

[parodeity]

i hadnt planned on it since it would be shallows only but
if you want to come you can sure
but wouldnt that ruin your plans

[splinten]

I'm good at multitasking. The shades give me a hands-free technological interface.

[parodeity]

oh right
those shades

well sure

[splinten]

Really?
Okay.
I can go whenever you want?

I can postpone the message until after you swim around if that's better.
Your immediate safety is more urgent.

[parodeity]

dude if you want to waste your time checking on stalkers its your funeral
i aint about to stop you
and nah its chill you do whatever first
i didnt have a timeframe for this shit anyway

[splinten]

How about you help me manage the conversation on my message to the base, and we do your Disney Grand Tour after?

[parodeity]

i should refuse on the grounds you refused to help me once but
ok

[splinten]

Don't worry, Dave. I've learned my lesson.
Next time you decide to make a grand info dump, I'm going on editorial duty, and I'm calling in your sister to help.

[parodeity]

cant believe you said no
well i mean i can but
betrayal still stings