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[parodeity]

I don't know. I'm comfortable and I don't feel like movin' yet?

[ or COOKING THINGS immediately so maybe if he puts it off a little, he will actually be hungry. and also primed to cook things. ]

You can go and build robots whenever you want, though, even though I feel like we by this point are outnumbered a thousand to one in the robot sector, mostly due to your efforts. If this goes Terminator on our asses, I'm blamin' you, for the record.

[ the blaming dirk would just be an "i told you so" even though he's never actually protested it in any way beyond "this feels like skynet in the works". ]

[splinten]

We were already outnumbered when we arrived. There are more nanites than you could count.

[Also Dirk is settled in now so if Dave is napping Dirk will nap too. So there.]

[parodeity]

Then correct my complaint to bein' outnumbered by drones.

[ well???? dirk was the reason he wasn't moving????? so who is the source of this cycle really!!! ]

[splinten]

[Dave is. Always.]

Just be happy I haven't built a von Neumann machine yet.

[parodeity]

[ dirk started this hug and can walk away at any time. dave would pull back but 1) he doesn't want to and 2) fuck you ]

That's the self-replicatin' one, right.

[ apparently this is one of those moments where dave isn't going to pretend he doesn't what dirk's talking about. ]

[splinten]

That's the one.

[Dave you are so bad at ever convincing Dirk you don't know stuff]

[parodeity]

[ sometimes he manages it? sometimes he manages to convince dirk he knows shit he doesn't know, too!!! ]

Ok, well. Can you maybe try not to do that for at least a little while, to give us room to breathe before the Roboapocalypse.

[ he's joking. ]

[splinten]

I'll give you a month before I initiate Terminator sequence.

[parodeity]

Ok. I also want my doom to rap at me, so be sure to include that feature. What the fuck's the point of dyin' dramatically if you can't laugh about it.

[splinten]

I'm going to make the robots only sing opera.

[parodeity]

Why do you want my death to be underwhelmin'? This is like, legitimately cruel? I am goin' to rap back at their operatic solos so fuckin' there I win anyway.

[ that makes almost no sense but he did say he was going back to sleep so. that's what dirk gets. ]