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[ dirk started this hug and can walk away at any time. dave would pull back but 1) he doesn't want to and 2) fuck you ]

That's the self-replicatin' one, right.

[ apparently this is one of those moments where dave isn't going to pretend he doesn't what dirk's talking about. ]

[splinten]

That's the one.

[Dave you are so bad at ever convincing Dirk you don't know stuff]

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[ sometimes he manages it? sometimes he manages to convince dirk he knows shit he doesn't know, too!!! ]

Ok, well. Can you maybe try not to do that for at least a little while, to give us room to breathe before the Roboapocalypse.

[ he's joking. ]

[splinten]

I'll give you a month before I initiate Terminator sequence.

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Ok. I also want my doom to rap at me, so be sure to include that feature. What the fuck's the point of dyin' dramatically if you can't laugh about it.

[splinten]

I'm going to make the robots only sing opera.

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Why do you want my death to be underwhelmin'? This is like, legitimately cruel? I am goin' to rap back at their operatic solos so fuckin' there I win anyway.

[ that makes almost no sense but he did say he was going back to sleep so. that's what dirk gets. ]