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[splinten]

Hey, I used to make a game of coming up with different orders for the SBAHJ movies.

[Because it literally did not matter what order you watched any of them in, ever.]

[parodeity]

Ok, but that would be because I never make my works have a chronology of any kind, or they have multiple chronologies.

[ because he is a confusing jackass? ]

[splinten]

I'm just pointing out that I'm not incapable of handling a lack of chronology.

[Thanks to.... a Dave who decided to be an ass about this sort of thing without even having time travel as an excuse.]

[parodeity]

You just said you tried to apply a chronology to a thing which didn't have one.

[ honestly it might just be a mindset that applies to All Daves. ]

[splinten]

I said different orders, not chronology. And I also said it was a game.

[Therefore no?

why is this the silly argument they're having now]

[parodeity]

Are you sayin' that your inability to sense the internal chronology that may or may not have existed didn't ever bother you even the slightest bit?

[ his eyebrows are raising, dirk. ]

[splinten]

The lack of any chronology was the joke. Its pursuit was the irony.

[he has opinions about this]

[parodeity]

Is it irony that inspires you to pursue chronology with me?

[ it's teasing. ]

[splinten]

[Get yourself another nudge for that, Dave!]

It's concern for your well-being, and some goddamned masochism with the way it turns out.

[parodeity]

[ he will NUDGE YOU BACK, dirk ]

Masochism because you're tryin' to apply usual time rules to a time player?

[splinten]

[Rude!!]

Masochism because the time player I'm trying to get to follow chronology is, to use the vernacular, a goddamned brat.

[parodeity]

At least call me an asshole, bro.

[ he's mostly. laughing though. ]

Chronology is kind of an artificial construct, anyway.