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[splinten]

I don't know.

[He didn't know it was called potpurri.]

We could get linen and towels. Apparently, you're supposed to change your bed sheets twice a month.

[tv taught him that too]

[parodeity]

I usually just change them when I do laundry. I used to do yours sometimes too.

[ though he never

made the fucking beds??????????

dave will never make his bed that's just not gonna happen ]

[splinten]

I appreciated it. [It was nice?] If we had different sets it would fill in a linen closet.

[IS THE POINT. That they're LARPing normal people, or something.

Badly.]

[parodeity]

If you want to get more than four sets total made I have no real objections??

[ the idea of a linen closet is weird but. ok. sure. they can have one??? and potpourri dave guesses. he's pretty sure he could manage to make some with rose's advice. ]

Honestly I am not really sure what normal people do with free space.

[splinten]

It isn't something that I've had a preponderance of experience with either.

[Hm.]

We need a good set up for a couch and a tv together. Something equivalent at least.

Can we have bean bag chairs?

[parodeity]

Only if they're big enough it's hard to stand up from them after sittin' down.

[ THIS IS A MUST. ]

[splinten]

Any other size would be a disgrace to our household.

[he is not a barbarian]

[parodeity]

Then yeah we can have bean bag chairs.

[ this time the lip twitch is up into one of his easy smiles. ]

I think we'll draw the line at gold plated vacuums though?

[splinten]

Why don't you want us to have a dazzlingly clean apartment, bro?

[parodeity]

Too Lalondean.

[ although they also had more wizards. dave can think of a few more things he might not mind, but maybe he will bring those up like...later. ]

That was apparently an irl Lalonde thing, so.

[splinten]

[That. Is hilarious? Dirk... actually snorts a little.] Holy shit. Did Rose's Mom vacuum?

[parodeity]

Like, in the middle of the night ig? Wait shit it wasn't gold, it was uh, bronze? And also it was on a pedestal if I remember my Rose rants properly. But it still could be plugged in so sometimes her Mom would just turn it on in the middle of the night. Or just random times throughout the day?

[ HONESTLY ROSE'S MOM SOUNDED LIKE AN ECCENTRIC LADY but dave is pretty sure it was an eccentric he personally would have thrived under. ]

[splinten]

That sounds ridiculous.

[He. Kinda loves it?]

Any other requests?

[parodeity]

Her Mom always struck me as a really cool lady.

[ who really, really loved her kid. ]

Um. [ hm. ] I'll get back to you on other requests?

[splinten]

Sure.

[WAIT HE HAD A THOUGHT.]

How much tableware do you have?

[parodeity]

...Enough for me, so, uh, yeah we need more than that.

[ WHOOPS. ]

[splinten]

[That was not the point. The point was:]

We can put dumb prints on them.

[parodeity]

Oh, that'd be cool. They're just standard metal rn.

[ he did not steal anything Cool. ]

I actually didn't really do a lot of decoratin' full stop I guess? It's not like there wasn't time, but I just didn't feel like botherin'.

[splinten]

Would you. Feel like doing that together?

[Please, he is a dumb child, let him do arts and crafts with his brother.]

[parodeity]

Sure. But can we leave the walls bare for a little while? Not like. Entirely bare, just...mostly.

[ he'll earmark that for next month maybe. ]

However I warn you I do not have fully developed linen opinions, unlike my fashion opinions? I guess I do have some interior design opinions, but not like, a ton.

[splinten]

Yeah, sure.

[There's another pause. And then. Dirk slightly leaning a little bit closer to Dave, a little. Not enough to be in his space? Just. A subconscious movement.]

I don't have that many opinions on that sort of thing either. We could... try to work out our opinions together?

[parodeity]

Sure. I always liked, like, modern-y stuff. Not that I implemented a lot of it?

[ some. he had that weird sword and wall hanging setup in his room, and the dead things shelf. dave doesn't shift away, at least, so whatever he was asking for the wall thing being held off for reason wise, it wasn't apparently bad or anything. ]

And black and red and white, because I'm predictable trash. Orange? Dumb retro shit.

[splinten]

You've seen my general interior decorating tastes. We can give a general pass on wire horse statues.

[a pause.]

But, uh. I'm more excited to work out the things I don't already have opinions on. Since they weren't really a thing I got to make choices about. [Like dumb tableware, and linens, and getting bean bag chairs. All the things that the wreckage his Bro left him would not let him make choices about.]

[parodeity]

They aren't anythin' I ever had choices about, either.

[ since. will smith gesturs @ bro strider. ]

I'm excited too? Also thank fuck about the wire horse statue pass. No offense. Did you, uh, sculpt that? I did not ask back then on the grounds I was tryin' to process the whole...that. Just. That.

[splinten]

[thanks bro]

It wasn't an inheritance, if you were asking, but no, I didn't sculpt it. I used to kill time diving into the ruins of Houston. That was in the Contemporary Arts Museum.