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[parodeity]

I thought that was the kind of anarchy you liked. For that matter, since when were you against any kind? You're literally the anti-government. Not that I really give a fuck about the government in general? It isn't like it ever did much for me while it was a thing which was existing. Except I guess exist and presumably like keep things kind of runnin'. Although Rose was always worried about the economy so "kind of" was key.

[splinten]

[Doop doop, tower stairs and a Dave-shaped backpack—]

Hobbesian anarchy is not something I'm a fan of. The kill-or-be-killed, survival of the most vicious mentality isn't something I can stand behind. [fuck u flowey]

[parodeity]

Ok but what about Calvin and Hobbes anarchy?

[ yeah that's

that's the first thing he thought of when dirk said "hobbesian" look give dave a break here ]

[splinten]

[...]

Calvin and Hobbes anarchy is allowed.

[what would that even BE Dave]

[parodeity]

You make terrible life choices or you never read the comic.

[ CALVIN IS THE WORST CHILD ]

[splinten]

Nah, Calvin is great.

[ Dirk's tolerance for troublemakers is way too high. ]

[parodeity]

He's a born anarchist of the kind you don't totally approve of, bro.

[ JUST SAYING. ]

[splinten]

He's an imaginative and intelligent kid whose developmental needs aren't met by schooling or the guidance of his parents.

[parodeity]

He was a cool dude but he was also chaotic evil.

[ JUST SAYING, MARK 2 ]

[splinten]

Calvin is Chaotic Neutral.

[what is this nonsense]

[parodeity]

Are you identifyin' with Calvin.

[ dirk. ]

[splinten]

No. I'm taking evidence about Calvin's character and reading him accordingly.

[Why ... would he identify with a child who can't stand institutional learning but is an avid learner... who likes discussing philosophy with a stuffed toy he considers his best friend...]

[parodeity]

So you self-identify as chaotic neutral?

[ dave sounds way too amused about this. ]

[splinten]

I don't try to fit myself into Dungeons & Dragons alignments because that's a massive simplification of the complexity of human morality.

[also they've made it to the beds so Dirk is going to flop Dave down on the bottom bunk, if Dave lets him?]

[parodeity]

[ yeah but he grabs dirk's wrist instead after letting go? ]

Ok but try a little bit. It's like what Spice Girl are you, these are vitally important questions you gotta answer.

[splinten]

Neutral Good. With a vector leaning towards Chaotic Neutral.

[Dirk drops himself into bed beside Dave because yeah he assumed he would be the pillow one way or another...]

[parodeity]

Hey same but Chaotic Good vector probs. I think?

[ rules are there to be followed unless they aren't but at least his motivations are generally Good rather than anything else.

or well

boredom. boredom is sometimes a motivation. ]

[splinten]

Pretty sure. Chaotic Neutral happens when I'm not okay with a situation.

[the shitwrecker axis]

[parodeity]

Rose is Chaotic Good slash Neutral.

[ never remotely anywhere near the lawful axis, though. ]

[splinten]

I'd consider Roxy pretty solidly Chaotic Good.

[He loves her, but and she is very Chaos.

A pause.]

How much can I hold onto you? [Flopped for a nap with him. Is it just the wrist holding or. What gets to happen here.]

[parodeity]

Uh. What are the levels of how much?

[ this conversation just got stupid. ]

[splinten]

Zero is no contact. One is currently active. [Dave latching onto Dirk's wrist somehow?? counts in this scale?] Ten is a full body hold. Five is an arm around, the eight-nine range is cuddling. Pressing the face close happens about at six.

[This is. a dumb scale. He pauses.]

You could just say what is or isn't okay and what you want. Like if you want me to be a pillow again. [He wants to be the pillow...]

[parodeity]

Not ten.

[ ummm. okay saying things explicitly will sound even dumber than dirk's scale but ten sounded like puppet stranglehold and at least dave is pretty sure he is not a fan of that.

dave will just scoot back so his back is near the wall like he prefers and tug dirk's arm with then. move back again sure dirk your arm can be a pillow. also he isn't actually sure what the fuck ten entails, he just assumed Cal Level Nonsense, so he does not consider slinging an arm over dirk's chest or like just curling up into him to be level ten because level ten sounds ridiculous. he's probably doing the cheek smoosh thing he should not do because it makes him look like a moron.

anyway cats he'll go back to his i'm not sure distance whenever he wakes up probably ]

[splinten]

Dave. This is basically ten. It's at least nine.

[He puts a tentative arm around Dave, but does not go for the strangehold grip. Which is an eleven.]

I love you.

[parodeity]

It is not. Ten's puppet clinging.

[ it's not a ten fuck off!!!!!! but dave doesn't flinch or anything when dirk puts an arm around him. ]

Love you too. Even if you're really bad at knowing how movin' in works.

[ as in > leave > come back with stuff. it's joking, though. ]