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Scary, bordering on terrifying. And then crossing the border without UN sanction and not heading back.

[It's scary because every time Dave pulls away from Dirk it feels like being torn apart. It's scary because he could lose it, destroy it, ruin it all for himself. It's scary because it wasn't always there and it might not always stay.]

But I like being like this, so... that's what I'm choosing.

Well. As long as we're terrified together, I guess. We can set up a souvenir shop for visitors. Maybe sell some dumb t-shirts. A few snowglobes with our deepest darkest fears locked inside, for the kids to pick up and shake, y'know? We can hire a bored teen to man the register and they'll do like less than the bare minimum of the work required, and no one will fuckin' blame them because who the fuck wants to work at the Strider Inc Gift Shop? No one, that's who.

[ certainly not an underpaid teenager. ]

Nice metaphor.

[Dave gets brought back into the full hug, complete with chin on top of head.]

[ well all right that's happening? there's no falsely irritated grumble this time. dave just hugs dirk back, although: ]

Is the plan here to go back to sleep? [ not that he has super exciting plans for the day, since "bugs" is pretty much the only thing on the docket beyond time with the pets and feeding and stuff. technically he doesn't have anything he has to do for a few hours.

so it is a question that is less accusational and more legitimately curious. it's not like either of them ever gets Enough sleep anyway, dave supposes??? ]

You can go do stuff in a minute.

[Dirk is hugging Dave and that gets priority, ok???

His voice quiets.]

Hey. You okay?

Wasn't a complaint.

[ like. he will go back to sleep if dirk plans to hug him for much longer? ]

I'm all right. [ it's immediate, and it occurs to him dirk may not buy a rapidfire response, so: ] Really. Not wired. Nightmares aren't a big thing as long as I don't wake up in the middle of 'em or actually get some sleep after. I'm cool. [ he's. not sure if they were back to asking about the original thing dirk was worried about or not. ] Are you okay?

I'm okay.

[Which. Is tempting to leave just like that but he should probably expand.]

I'm not upset about the nightmare. Or, I'm upset but not in the way you worried. And you're going to do your stupid experiment in the most minimally stupid conditions, so I have that comfort.

Wanna make breakfast together?

What way are you upset in?

[ he will get to breakfast later because he's not actually hungry yet but he'll eat if it means dirk will so. w/e that's more or less the strider meal plan anyway ]

There was a thing, and that thing caused discomfort or distress to you.

[You know. The way he gets upset at many things who dare to harm his loved ones.]

Ok but like a million things do that. Isn't it stressful to get upset at all of them?

[ maybe dirk should just like. lay down. forever. ]

Not that I don't get the impulse, but.

I can't just not hate things that hurt you, dude. There is no off button on that.

[like honestly lying down forever is probably dirk's best bet]

[ things like this are specifically why he tries to avoid telling dirk if People upset him ]

Maybe you need to sleep some more.

That does not follow from what I just said.

[He can't kick the world's ass for upsetting people if he's asleep]

Kinda does. Chill out, dude. You can't protect me from everythin'. You do it for the shit that matters: don't sweat the other stuff?

[ but seriously: ]

Maybe I'll sleep longer.

[ how much of this is laziness re: eating maybe at least 20% but also it's currently easier to just kind of vegetate. ]

And you can handle the portion of the fam that's like, stressin' about shit.

I've done reasonably well about not trying to protect you from things you probably don't want me to.

[Like how he hasn't tried to kill Komaeda!]

Do you want to sleep longer?

I don't know. I'm comfortable and I don't feel like movin' yet?

[ or COOKING THINGS immediately so maybe if he puts it off a little, he will actually be hungry. and also primed to cook things. ]

You can go and build robots whenever you want, though, even though I feel like we by this point are outnumbered a thousand to one in the robot sector, mostly due to your efforts. If this goes Terminator on our asses, I'm blamin' you, for the record.

[ the blaming dirk would just be an "i told you so" even though he's never actually protested it in any way beyond "this feels like skynet in the works". ]

We were already outnumbered when we arrived. There are more nanites than you could count.

[Also Dirk is settled in now so if Dave is napping Dirk will nap too. So there.]

Then correct my complaint to bein' outnumbered by drones.

[ well???? dirk was the reason he wasn't moving????? so who is the source of this cycle really!!! ]

[Dave is. Always.]

Just be happy I haven't built a von Neumann machine yet.

[ dirk started this hug and can walk away at any time. dave would pull back but 1) he doesn't want to and 2) fuck you ]

That's the self-replicatin' one, right.

[ apparently this is one of those moments where dave isn't going to pretend he doesn't what dirk's talking about. ]

That's the one.

[Dave you are so bad at ever convincing Dirk you don't know stuff]

[ sometimes he manages it? sometimes he manages to convince dirk he knows shit he doesn't know, too!!! ]

Ok, well. Can you maybe try not to do that for at least a little while, to give us room to breathe before the Roboapocalypse.

[ he's joking. ]

I'll give you a month before I initiate Terminator sequence.

Ok. I also want my doom to rap at me, so be sure to include that feature. What the fuck's the point of dyin' dramatically if you can't laugh about it.

I'm going to make the robots only sing opera.

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