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[splinten]

Mhm. You?

[Another hand-squeeze. And then deciding to resettle the arm for greater comfort.]

[parodeity]

M'fine. It didn't bug me near so much as the portals were doin'.

[ probably because it wasn't his aspect, even if a view of it through dirk's mind's eye was a headache. ]

You didn't rap to it.

[splinten]

I don't think it likes me.

[He feels like he's barely moved up to 'maybe okay, possibly']

[parodeity]

Probably because you didn't rap to it?

[ that's not why ]

[splinten]

Yes. That's probably it.

[no]

[parodeity]

This is the part where you go the fuck to sleep, bee tee dubs.

[splinten]

You're enjoying this disproportionately.

[He closes his eyes. He is going!!]

[parodeity]

You wouldn't've told me you were tired when we first got here.

[ so duh he's enjoying it disproportionately ]

[splinten]

...Hm.

[That's an odd thought. He can't disagree with it.]

Okay.

[parodeity]

You do it, too. The disproportionately happy thing.

[ just so you know, dirk? but yeah. he's just pleased dirk actually said he was tired, to him, dave. it was very exciting. ]

[splinten]

It's totally proportionate. Where's my lullaby?

[speaking of proportions]

[parodeity]

It's not proportionate. You've gotten happy about me tellin' you I had nightmares about, y'know.

[ dirk.............. ]

Will you go to sleep after a lullaby?

[splinten]

[... he is not going to answer the above]

I'll sleep after the lullaby.

[parodeity]

And will save any and all commentary for after you wake up?

[ he Knows You, dirk ]

[splinten]

[...]

Fine.

[parodeity]

That's a promise? Strider's honor no bullshit?

[ #annoying little brother ]

[splinten]

You suck so much.

[He yanks on the hand he has, just a little. And settles back down onto his arm.]

Strider's honour. Nothin' until I wake up.

[parodeity]

Okay.

[ like, the lullaby is by dave. he has no actual plan in mind. but it isn't going to be rap actually? as funny as that would be. lullabys are just singing so he'll just kind of hum and then sing to himself. that said, the words are...by dave. it's train of thought loquaciousness put to words and a tune he pulls out of thin air. random thoughts about his day or shitposted questions or sometimes very sideways the kinds of things he thinks ought to be in lullabys. like well wishes and promises and dreams or whatever.

it's mostly nonsense. there's that inner core of sincerity dirk always insists exists that actually kind of fucking does with dave, though. ]

[splinten]

[SEE HE'S RIGHT HE KNEW IT WAS THERE!!!!! this is why Dirk thinks of irony the way he does!!!!

But yeah ok it doesn't fully put him to sleep but he doesn't give commentary, as promised. He will go to bed.]

[parodeity]

[ ok but consider: dave has never thought of himself as an irony master no matter what he said. SO OF COURSE HE WOULDN'T AGREE.

go to bed dumbass

dave will probably just be there awake until and unless he dozes off but ]