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you still owe me dramatic fridge art tags????

[parodeity]

that was quick
when are you free
im just doing some stuff but it wont take that long to finish up

[splinten]

I'll be free in exactly now seconds.
Just hangin' with the Magister presently.

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oh so youve noticed my not being at the tower
i say like you wouldnt have texted me there
actually maybe you wouldnt have
i would have
give me five minutes to finish up and ill be back there

[splinten]

As difficult as it may be to believe, I occasionally can tell whether or not someone is in the same space as me.
It's this weird thing called being attuned to my surroundings that some sassy brat tries to encourage me to have when he helps me with my sword skills.
So yes, I tend to notice when you aren't in the tower.
See you in five.

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wow way to sell me on spending time with you
maybe ill take my sass peddling elsewhere
and you never know sometimes you get intense focused on shit
if im really careful when youre working on stuff i dont get caught straight away sometimes
but lets be real really you notice when im not there because my company is just that great
how would you live without me completely zoning out and doing my own music thing while in a completely different area you pull your workaholic schtick

[splinten]

It would be a state of deprivation.

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i remain unconvinced but you have like three minutes to state your case
ignoring the fact i was claiming it as my case 2 seconds ago
thats irrelevant

[splinten]

Interesting argumentative tactic.
You could try one founded in the generally agreed upon rules of reality next time.

[parodeity]

that would be boring
also i was originally being facetious in my argument so i wasnt technically on my own side to start with
it is a thing i do sometimes
i call it being ironic
maybe you have heard of the concept

[splinten]

No, never. Does that have something to do with wrinkle-free shirts?

1/2

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i know youre joking but side note we need an iron

2/2

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main note its not like youre unused to my tactics although recently
youve been remarkably hard to engage in nonsense discussions
should i be concerned and or take your temperature

[splinten]

Reasoning out why your presence in the tower is something I appreciate even when you aren't immediately in my proximity is not a nonsense argument, Dave.
It would be a sincere one.

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^^^^^^
sap alert
anyway obviously it would be a nonsense argument
in the same vein that you realized you were being nonsensical the other day
even if it felt like you were being sensical as you realized you were not
but also
fine
dinosaurs or dolphins
spacejam style basketball showdown
who wins

[splinten]

It feels safer and less lonely. Which is in itself a kind of safety.
Dolphins. They're ruthless and coordinated, especially compared to the confusion and messiness that would come from grabbing a random assembly of dinosaurs;.

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it still feels like shooting ourselves in the feet repeatedly a bit but
yeah
also what the fuck obviously the dinosaurs would win
on the grounds theyre cooler
also who said it was a random assembly of dinos
maybe its all raptors
a pack of raptors

[splinten]

I do not mind risking my feet for this.
If I'm lucky I can lose the stupid shoes my Godtier gave me while I'm at it.
Raptors are scavengers and cowards. They cannot stand up to the aggressiveness and malice of a dolphin pod.

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of course you wouldnt
youre reckless and need to be bubblewrapped
also t minus like 5 seconds and fuck you raptors are awesome
i mean movie raptors

[splinten]

[The second Dave appears:]

Someone who thinks even movie raptors could beat dolphins is not someone who can judge who does or doesn't need bubble-wrapping.

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Is so? You're the one on the wrong side of the argument, bro. And you definitely need bubblewrappin'. Either you don't realize the ramifications of things you do or you don't care - and I know it's the latter usually.

[ he doesn't seem that serious, so it's probably not a big deal? ]

Soooo where are these textbooks?

[splinten]

I will pop every goddamned bubble. [How does that make sense, who knows.] They're in my sylladex. Do you want to look at them here or somewhere else?

[parodeity]

Sure you will, kiddo. [ does either of them even know what they're arguing about. ] Also, up to you? I can make myself comfortable pretty much wherever.

[splinten]

Highest point in the tower as the locus of learning has its appeal from a metaphorical level. [So he drops down in one of the bean bags.]

You can also consult the Magister for suggestions up here.

[He then decaptchalogues the books and

wow

That sure is a stack of text books all piled up in front of them.]

I thought we'd start with mathematics and then look through the sciences.

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[ ok if you're godmodding beanbags im saying that there is a red one and an orange one on each floor and dave is taking his color coded masterpiece? ]

Um. Okay. Which one of those are we starting with here. [ that is so many books ]

[splinten]

Data management.

[HE HANDS OVER! THIS VERY LARGE TEXTBOOK]

It's the one you've most likely covered most of. Have a glance through and see?