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[parodeity]

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[parodeity]

are they doing it wherever you are too
id advise you to come back then
though you can obviously ignore that
but yeah
theyre being assholes what else is new

[alienates]

THIS HAS, IN FACT, BEEN THE LEAST SURPRISING TURN OF EVENTS.
BUT NO, I'M COMING BACK.
I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO STAY OUT HERE WHEN THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
WELL IGNORE THE FACT I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO DO THAT BEFORE TODAY.
BUT NOW IT'LL BE EVEN STUPIDER?

[parodeity]

your call
it isnt like were really doing swell solving the issue regardless
the current plan is catch one i guess and science it
other plans involved trying to spam weird alien computer hieroglyphics at them or blowing them all up
or tying medicine to them i think
so you know
were all gonna die but w/e

[alienates]

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS JUMP TO BLOWING SHIT UP?
EVERY SINGLE TIME, I SWEAR TO FUCK.
WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING WEIRD ALIEN COMPUTER HIEROGLYPHICS AT THEM?

[parodeity]

dont lump me in with that shit
ive never been on team blow shit up and you fucking know it
if youre going to be ornery at people who want to explode shit go talk to rose or dirk or homerun
as to the code shit were pretty sure theyre like mechanical and from that base or whatever but
we dont know how to read the code so trying to code at them is kind of a crapshoot
we were going to attempt random reprogramming via sheer dumb luck
dirk can give you details
or not since there arent any
as we decided it was stupid and didnt do it

[alienates]

I MEANT THE GENERAL YOU.
NOT *YOU* YOU.
AND HM, RIGHT. COMPLETELY IDIOTIC IDEA AND NOBODY SHOULD ATTEMPT IT.

[ he has no idea that the base belonged to the precursors so he isn't going to... connect that he literally has the answer to that problem lmao. ]

[parodeity]

yeah we might do it if we get desperate anyway
thats all though
i wont distract you any further and i have to go help with shit here

[alienates]

CONSIDERING I'M THE ONE WHO MESSAGED YOU IT SEEMS MORE LIKE I'M DISTRACTING YOU AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
I'LL SEE YOU LATEE THEN.
OR NOT SINCE YOU'LL PROBABLY STILL BE BUSY.

[parodeity]

dude youre the one out and about with warper creeps on the lose
focus on where you are numbskull and take care on your way back

[alienates]

I'M NOT IN THE WATER RIGHT NOW SO UNLESS THEY SUDDENLY PULL A LITTLE MERMAID I SHOULD BE FINE FOR THE MOMENT.
WAIT. IS URSULA NAMED AFTER THE WITCH FROM THAT MOVIE?
THAT'S UNFORTUNATE AND MISLEADING AS FUCK.
HA HA, UNFORTUNATE. LIKE THE SONG.
ANYWAY.

[parodeity]

idk she could be named for ursula le guin or a thousand other people
youd have to ask her really
but later
try to get back to base as soon as you can

[alienates]

WHO THE FUCK IS URSULA LE GUIN.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT SINCE I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE.

OK. LATER.

[parodeity]

wait i forgot
dirks moving in with me
heads up

[alienates]

OH
THAT'S GOOD?
WELL IT'S GOOD IF THE TWO OF YOU THINK IT'S GOOD.
I THINK IT'S GOOD BUT THAT OPINION DOES NOT MEAN MUCH IN THIS SITUATION I GUESS.
BUT GOOD?

[parodeity]

its not bad
anyway later for real now

[alienates]

YEAH.
WAIT HOLD ON.
OK THIS IS THE LAST THING FOR REAL THIS TIME.
CAN I MEET P DIDDY?
I'LL ASK ROSE TO SEE IF IT'S THE FORTUNATE PATH OR WHATEVER.

[parodeity]

no
im not up for that right now
if you need info ill give you whatever without question but no

[ he can't do a two week trip with his ex which he'd have to do since otherwise they'd possess karkat no questions asked, and karkat sucks at diplomacy and dave desperately wants the diplomacy there to succeed, and he's not sure he wants the kharaa crab to mix with p diddy's crew. ]

[alienates]

[ there is a delay before his next response because it's just several minutes of karkat typing a response then immediately deleting it and starting over ]

FINE.
HAVE FUN WITH DIRK.

[parodeity]

stay safe
see you whenever you get back

[alienates]

YOU TOO, DAVE.

[ he considered just leaving it at dave's reply but even now the urge to get the last word in is very strong. ]