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That was the story stuff, not any of my question answers.

[ also he will very helpfully sit up, stretching and rolling his shoulders for a second before nudging dirk. ]

Okay, off. What do you need for plan stuff? Also if I ever make a sport it's gonna have a triangle.

[splinten]

[There's a small noise of displeasure but Dirk obligingly gets out of bed and moves away at a sufficiently wide distance that, once again, Dave could stop an attack without even needing to flashstep.]

Not really anything. Some time with a computer to set up the schematics.

[He tapes his shades. He has a computer always, even if it isn't the easiest thing to work out plans with.]

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Oh. Yeah okay I only have my like...portable shit.

[ so there was probably no reason to make dirk move.

...

HE SHOULD...JUST LIE BACK DOWN...and yet he won't. ]

Ok. Uh. I will be quiet?

[splinten]

You don't want me to leave to work?

[Dirk just. Assumed this? He's still standing a good few feet away though but if Dave gives him the okay he will just... sit there on the ground.]

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If that helps you, you can? Whatever gets it done soonest so I can flip things. They didn't touch Homura or me but if they like stop being just observers or even if they leave a portal open too long...

[ well. ]

I'd feel like a better guardian were it all done today.

[splinten]

Don't worry about not talking. It's more familiar if you do.

[So Dirk just. sits on the floor, yeah.]

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Oh. What do you want me to talk about?

[ dave is just standing here like an idiot ]

[splinten]

Whatever you want? You should maybe lie down though, or at least take the hot towel and leave it on your shoulders and neck while you're at home.

[Wow they're idiots.]

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[ he will. sit down on the floor by his bed and lean back against it actually. ]

Ok but do you have like a topic. Or a question. The floor is open to dumb questions.

[splinten]

[With or without the towel? Better be with the towel? Anyway Dirk is working on his shades but also his communicator because it's easier to do the work relying on the two devices so enjoy that... relatively boring thing of Dirk staring into space, but also using tech? Who knows.]

I've been wondering why you haven't named any of our apple trees.

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[ like

not with the towel but if dirk gives him a look he will grab the towel okay ]

Why wouldn't I have?

[splinten]

[Dirk does give him a look. Use your warm towel, Dave.]

...You have?

[He just expected he'd have heard the names by now?]

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[ dave sits for a moment before. flickering back to grab the towel and putting it back around his neck. god. ]

Mostly in the time frame wherein I've been spendin' more time with the farm than people, but yeah. It feels less dumb to talk to shit when it has a name?

[splinten]

[Good, Dirk will now work properly.]

What's the naming pattern?

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Authors but fruit punned.

[splinten]

Hit me.

[Just give Dirk a list while he works? Yes.]

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Arthur Coconut Doyle? C.S. Lemon.

[splinten]

Do they actually correspond to what their trees grow or is this random.

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Why would they correspond with what their trees grow?

[ let's not get CRAZY here, dirk. ]