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Would it help you?

[ dirk hit pause. dave...kind of did, too, in a way. ]

It probably won't do much either way. Not sure. You helped once or twice.

[splinten]

It wouldn't help me to leave. [That isn't what matters.] If I made it worse on you, it would be bad.

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You can't. [ like. he can't dissociate more probably, so? mostly dave just feels numb. ] We can do whatever you want 'till you hit play if you ever do, then? Movies or the DDR machine or whatever else.

[splinten]

Movies might be good.

[They can probably both relax at least a little watching movies.]

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You can pick your poison. I'll watch whatever.

[ movies are an easy way to zone out? last time they helped but dave isn't too. worried about that. ]

[splinten]

[Dirk mentally searches through films. LotR is too much of a commitment. Harry Potter features abuse and child soldiers. Stiller and Wilson films are too important to risk hurting like this. They did Spy Kids movies recently.]

We could do some Asylum Disaster films. [Same company as Sharknado. It should end up pretty entertaining?]

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Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus?

[ it's the first one to come to mind. ]

That was gonna come out, like, a month after the game shit, so I never saw it.

[splinten]

Sounds perfect. I've never seen it.

[It sounds terrible but in a good way.]

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We should pick someone to root for.

[ shark or octopus. who are you feeling the team spirit for, dirk. ]

[splinten]

Octopus. Rose will kill us if we go shark.

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...Fair point. [ he will not risk rose's ire (even her joking ire) today, that would be bad. ] A'ight. I'll get snacks, you can set up.

[ not because he's hungry just out of habitual feeling that dirk should eat stuff, why this ]

[splinten]

Sure. [He makes a decision not to hug Dave. It feels... wrong, to do it when Dave is like this. It feels like taking advantage. So he will just head upstairs and set things up for watching. He grabs the archive of all the other Asylum films they have to pull down in case they decide they want to watch more.]

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[ snacks are for the record fruit slices and popcorn and juice. when dave comes up he arranges them in the usual fashion on the table and takes his usual seat, sinking back into the couch and crossing one leg over the other knee. ]

Why've you never seen this?

[splinten]

[Dirk flops down; unlike Dave, he falls less into regularity than into a cross-legged pose, with a pillow dragged into his lap to hug and rest his chin against.] Same reason I minimized my watching of other films in this style. I do not find them super funny alone. I've gained a new appreciation for them since we started watching them together.

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Has your favorite changed?

[ movie, he means. ]

[splinten]

I don't think anything but a movie you make could possibly dethrone my current favourites.

[There's too much sentimental value mixed up in SBAHJ. Only Dave can get more of that affection out of him.]

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I wasn't countin' those, exactly, and I find that unlikely at best.

[ what is dave going to make other than dumb home videos at this point in the post-apocalypse? ]

So discountin' 'em.

[splinten]

I didn't think filmmakin' would be your way, which isn't an issue to me. I like following along with your comics.

[They make him happy as they are. He absolutely reads them all the time.]

The issue with discountin' them is that I lack a favourite movie otherwise. There are favourite experiences of watchin' movies but that probably isn't what you are askin' for. Do you have a favourite movie?

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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, maybe?

[ stupid best friend time travel shenanigans. he's there for bullshit like that. ]

[splinten]

I cannot argue with that choice. [He thinks for a minute.] Starsky & Hutch?

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I like that one. [ or was that dirk attempting to name a favorite? but yeah. buddy cop shit is basically dave's jam as long as it stays absurd.

he debates asking about favorite movie experiences but decides he probably doesn't want to know.

also i looked it up and what utter bullshit THEY DIE IN A BATTLE TO THE DEATH, WHERE WAS MY LEGITIMATE OCTOPUS VS SHARK BATTLE? ]

[splinten]

[That's terrible and shame on you.]

It's maybe my favourite. I think that will change, though. It's been sort of traditionally the case that my experience of cinema has been highly referential and very much through a lens of understanding and responding to the culture that came before me, which in some ways I considered it my responsibility to try to analyse and bear witness to. I've kinda given up that thought as being totally stupid, but my general enjoyment of things definitely affected by the necessarily analytic perspective I took and the weight of history and association that every film seemed to be anchored in. I've only really started to watch movies as an experience to relax and enjoy since I started watchin' them with you, and I don't think at this point I've actually watched enough movies from this new perspective I get with you to give a true answer to the question of what I would call my favourite. I'll try to answer you when I can?

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[ ??? ]

You can't actually mean you never watched a movie just for enjoyment's sake 'till you got here.

[splinten]

I did enjoy the movies. [but.] I never watched them just to enjoy them.

It sounds ridiculous from a pre-apocalyptic perspective, but to me they were important cultural artefacts, all requiring close scrutiny to understand their place in the historical past I was always trying to memorialize.

[so he means..............

he never watched a movie just for enjoyment's sake until Dave asked him to]

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How are you not exhausted all the time?

[ real q ]