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DAVE STRIDER | RED | #E00707
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[windeity]

Whatever. My wish-granting skills are awesome. [He's still leaning over to look down at him, grinning a little anyway.] Try me.

[parodeity]

I guess I'd like some apple juice. [ that's not even remotely close to anything he really wants right now but can john even notice that, and that is admittedly a thing he's always okay with. apples aren't as easy to juice as oranges. ]

[windeity]

[...hm.] Do you still have apples left in the house? [Also Dave that's not helpful but John doesn't know that.]

[parodeity]

[ john is 100% terrible at catching on to dave's tricks and it's fantastic for dave because he doesn't have to ever actually address being upset about things ] Man, I don't know, you're the one who stocks the kitchen?

[ since dave literally never bothered to do that for himself and apparently still only reliably eats whatever meals john shoves at him and otherwise ? lives off of stuff from the gardens uncooked probably? ]

Got a few in my dex.

[windeity]

[Look someday he'll figure it out but today isn't that day? He tried and therefore no one can criticize him (except for Dave.) As it is, he perks up a little before he shakes his head.]

You have to stay here until it's done. Deal? [But he's already wandering off into the kitchen to do something.]

[parodeity]

[ maybe someday dave will think john will actually offer comfort reliably enough to ask for it but today is not that day. minato noticed this is a problem he has and probably thinks he's stupid for continuing to just shoulder 100% of his issues alone, but eh. ]

Yeah, okay.

[windeity]

[Can't offer anything he doesn't know is wanted and needed. It's hard to read Dave even on good days and while he's sometimes getting better at actually forcing him to talk about shit it's also not really his place. On the other hand, he's not stupid. He knows Dave withholds everything and he thinks about their conversation about lies of omission.

So he doesn't do anything immediately. He goes to the kitchen and he seems to be busying himself before he comes back with a pot filled with water and apples and he shoves it into the fire. He uses the wind to keep the pot aloft.

...this will be a while, so he speaks up again.]

This is a weak wish, dude. What else?

[parodeity]

[ hold the phone. ]

That's how they make apple juice????

[ dave: knows how the fuck geese work, does not have an idea on apple juice beyond "idk smash the apples?" ]

[windeity]

I mean I am sure there is a better and faster way of doing it, but it's one of the ways! [He'll...eventually explain.] We used to have apple orchards near my neighborhood, so Dad and I would go sometimes. They had an actual presser to use but I am improvising here.

[parodeity]

I will never understand how Washington is secretly some like, idyllic paradise? Twilight hype aside.

[windeity]

It wasn't bad. [A slight smile.] I don't know if you'd like it that much because it snows there, but other than that it was a good place to live.

[parodeity]

Ughhh. At least we're well clear of snow here. [ rain isn't too foreign to him. he actually likes the hotter weather they've been starting to have, too.

dave bites his lip. ]

You're like the most calm person I've ever met sometimes, even though you flip your shit about the dumbest stuff.

[windeity]

It snowed like a couple of weeks ago but it didn't stick. [He's using a stick he's procured from somewhere to poke around inside the boiling pot. He doesn't really know what to make of the comment so he redirects his grin to Dave instead.]

Thanks? I cannot tell if that is a good thing or a bad thing here.

[parodeity]

[ the word he maybe wants is "calming" but that's not quite it. ]

Probably a good thing. There are worse virtues than being steadfast.

[windeity]

Yeah, I don't mind that. [Being steadfast. Being grounded. He's aware that he can do that and has done that before and he's aware he's thrown shitfits about Con Air. It's a weird balance and he figures maybe it's just part of growing up.] Do you think steadfast and loyalty are the same thing?

[parodeity]

No. [ because bro was steadfast, but dave isn't certain if "loyal" would have applied there. ] But I do think you're loyal.

[windeity]

I was thinking of you, actually. [Stirring.] Loyalty, I mean.

[parodeity]

[ ...john's getting a blank stare but it's more startled than anything else. ] Uh...yeah?

[ what is john doing. where is he going with this. ]

[windeity]

[He doesn't immediately say, but he nods in reply.]

Which means you'd probably do anything someone asked if they were important to you. Right?

[parodeity]

[ okay no shit...he raises his eyebrows at john. ]

What're you askin' me to do?

[windeity]

I'm not asking you to do anything right now, dummy. Relax. [He's watching the apples tumble around in boiling water.] I am just saying that given that don't you think people would do their best to grant your own wishes?

[Apple juice is hardly a wish =\]

[parodeity]

Aw, Egbert. Are you goin' all sappy on me? Important to you.

[ dave literally just confirmed the same thing but he's stalling ... ]

[windeity]

[He just gives him a dead-eyed stare.] Yes, I am completely and utterly sappy for you. Tap my veins and you will get syrup for pancakes that we cannot even make here. I'm serious though. People would.

[parodeity]

It's not a disney magic moment without a musical number or a hug. [ just as deadpan even though he does want a hug. ]

[windeity]

Okay, well, give me like ten minutes and my arms will be free. [Like. Is he implying that's for a hug? It's for the piano? Both? We just don't know.]