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DAVE STRIDER | RED | #E00707
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I got the impression, too. But next time I see Jake I'll mention it and we can talk to Dirk when he comes over. Does that mean Dirk knows how to fish? [That's a safer question than asking whatever they talked about. Dave can tell him if he wants, but he won't pry either.]

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My understanding is he basically lived in waterworld so yes? He like, offered to trade off cooking duties and you're kind of doing all of ours so if you wanted a break...

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What do you know how to make so far that doesn't require me making it?

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I can put vegetables in a pot and if I had bread I could do a sandwich. Also, one secret.

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What secret? Also sandwiches count so I will give you that.

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The secret kind. I'll tell you someday.

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Will you? [He's genuinely curious here.]

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Yes. I'm saving it. [ sneakily, he shifts his hug from john's arm to john's actual torso.

this is the slowest hug ever but he's maybe gotten there ]

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[Glad it took Dave 250+ comments to get to where he wanted to be. John's still fine with it, maybe because it's slow or maybe because he's kind of aware Dave's weird about affection so he doesn't do much outside of keeping an arm around him.]

For what?

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[ you mean 340+ comments.

but john doesn't shove him off so he has a cat curled up into his side hanging on. ]

For you?

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[There's just a soft kind of affirming noise. Okay, that's fair. Also goddamn good to know I can count. Either way he just kind of assumes he's stuck like this for the night and doesn't care that much.]

If that's what you want, sure.

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I mean, I pretty much learned it for you.

[ so. and yeah john is maybe trapped but at least dave is almost entirely tension free now, even if he's still clingy. ]

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[Now he wants to know what the hell it is?? Dave that's so rude. But sure, he has a cat clinging and John just nods along.]

Then I guess I will wait until then.

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Birthday traditions?

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Is that what we're calling it now?

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I meant, do you have any you wanna do.

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Oh. [Hm. He seems to be contemplating and with that his hand's sort of moving across Dave's back without registering it.] Presents first thing in the morning, cake, movie night watching my favorite movie...those are about the main traditions I have. So kind of hard to do those but the thought's nice.

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[ that's soothing enough dave doesn't even register it. he just lets it happen. ] I can do the first one and do a dramatic rendition of Ghostbusters?

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Okay personally I would find that hilarious so that has to be a thing now. Do you even remember how Ghostbusters goes?

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I remember the plot and the meme-able quotes. Ish.

[ ...........SO.................THAT SHOULD BE FUN............. ]

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Did you know Jade didn't know why you're not supposed to cross the streams? [A tragedy.]

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How happy are you that you can actually tell someone you're a god? [ because, like: ] When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!

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[He immediately starts cracking up.] This is why you're my best friend. Exactly reasons like this.

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Poor baby. Goin' through meme withdrawal? It's a serious condition that is totally ignored by modern medical science, although I have submitted it to them for approval like twenty times.

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Gee, I wonder why that is. [He's still laughing though.] I will maybe admit I miss memes. And the internet. And technology in general.