recollé ic inbox 4.0;

[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

GO HERE FOR NEW THREADS!!!!!!! This one loads slow for me.

Comments

[parodeity]

[ ...a quiet laugh. ]

Agatha Christie novel. And yeah, I know. Merry Christmas Eve?

[windeity]

[Give him a second to fight out of his blanket cocoon and properly sit up and...

...slump into Dave’s face for what was supposed to be a kiss to the cheek but here we are. ] Merry Christmas Eve.

[parodeity]

[ there’s a startled noise but okay? he notably tries to avoid making out or kissing in bed but he’ll catch john in a very brief surprised kiss. ]

[windeity]

[Thanks for indulging him Dave he is a menace. But it’s brief and he settles more for working on waking up while he grins at him.]

So...a lot of what I have planned is for later. But I heard through the grapevine that protein tastes like protein again.

[parodeity]

[ it’s one of dave’s dumb boundaries okay, trying to go Slow. he looks mostly neutral about the topic of protein though - mildly interested but it’s not like it’s fruit... ]

So, meat? Was there some kind of meat in particular you were jonseing for here? [ bacon????? ]

[windeity]

Omelettes, Strider. Eggs? Other stuff that is protein but not actually meat? I believe we had a deal.

[parodeity]

Oh. [ amused, and it’s not like dairy is back so cheese is pointless but - ] If you want to start Christmas Eve out with an apron I’m game?

[windeity]

I think I could do that. The kitchen should be cleared at this time. I think most of the dorm is gone for the holiday and stuff anyway.

[parodeity]

...do you care if I take pictures? [ look ]

[windeity]

Oh! [Give him a second and a small gift wrapped box drops from his sylladex. ] Here. I forget, does your family exchange presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?

[parodeity]

Day. Are we changing that?

[windeity]

Not really! But I think this would probably benefit you more now than tomorrow is all. We usually do as least one or two Christmas Eve and then the rest Christmas Day.

[parodeity]

[ ...well okay he’ll open it? dave is apparently one of life’s careful present openers ]

[windeity]

[Dave got film for his birthday, but for Christmas it's another roll of film plus a larger memory card for his digital. John doesn't seem to care that Dave's careful about present-opening.]

[parodeity]

[ useful. there’s almost a smile and he debates before tossing the digital memory card into his inventory. ]

Cool. This is almost like an invitation?

[windeity]

You could say that, yes. Wanna bother getting dressed before we head down?

[parodeity]

[ ...he pauses and has to think about this? ummm. ]

...nope. [ no explanation for the eventual conclusion tho ]

[windeity]

[...:D]

Cool. [He slides out of bed then and shrugs on a hoodie, still in socks and his sweatpants before waiting for Dave to follow.] Come on. Eggs. Breakfast. You don't even have to eat the whole thing.

[parodeity]

Forward of you. [ he doesn't explain that one either, just sliding out of bed and digging up slippers. he was already in a sweater...

just let him grab his camera and he's good to go, although he pauses to pet mewpac. ]

[windeity]

I think I can be a gentleman on Christmas and whatever. [He's 100% curious what the deal is but he won't ask at the moment. Instead, he's just sliding on his own slippers and heading for the door. Mewpac predictably meows up at Dave as the boys leave and John leads Dave to the kitchen.]

Two eggs okay?

[parodeity]

Which ones? [ he sounds distracted as he checks the settings and then just boosts himself up to sit on he counter. hi this is probably not helpful but whatever ]

[windeity]

There's only one kind of egg that I have, babe. I meant a two-egg omelette. Is that good? [He doesn't care that Dave's on the counter, he's used to this...]

[parodeity]

Is it? [ but anyway putting aside whatever he's vaguely doing, he just holds his camera up and snaps a shot of john. ] I'll eat whatever you make, hot stuff. I'm not the one with any food allergies?

[windeity]

[He lets Dave take his picture and he's also waiting and dropping an apron out of his sylladex. Wordlessly putting it on he's grabbing what he needs for a decent breakfast. Eggs, bacon, cheese even if you can't taste it, some green peppers, etc.]

The only allergy I have is peanuts and you know as well as I do that those wouldn't go in an omelette in the first place.

[parodeity]

[ - okay, he laughs. what the fuck john. ]

They might. [ that apron though. dave will just take. more amused snapshots here. ]