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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

[MAYBE NOT.]

Is the jury you and guidance from Gordon Ramsey on TV? [He's also turning on the burner to low to warm up the frying pan, tossing in a pat of butter and starting to cut up the peppers.] What would you even consider my best moves?

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Oh, no. I'm not tellin' you. That would ruin all the mystery, and you might rest on your laurels or something.

[ also, that sounds embarrassing,, ]

Obviously I am the judge, jury, and executioner though. [ he just keeps up his casual photography streak ]

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What does that even really mean, Dave? About laurels and stuff. [The bacon also goes in the frying pan to start....frying.] And what happens if I'm not up to snuff besides a lack of a title? Anything else?

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It means if you aren't guessing you may get into a groove, or whatever. Also, you clearly don't get a prize if you're not up to snuff. In fact, you might get a punishment?

[ no. he's making bullshit up to keep talking. ]

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That is a frightening concept. [The bacon fries and he's flipping it and working with the veggies still.] Guess I need to really up my game.

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- Movie picking rights. You'd lose 'em for two weeks.

[ THERE. A PUNISHMENT. ]

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[There's a laugh then.]

That's cruel and unusual, Strider. [The bacon comes out of the pan and he's suddenly...doing a lot to make a bacon, cheese and pepper omelette.] But you're on! I will make the most amazing omelette.

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[ would john even mind dave having to give a solid opinion on movies beyond "whatever you want is chill" for two weeks, though ]

Where are all the special flippy moves?

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You don't do special flippy moves with bacon, babe. Wait for the eggs, I'm getting there. [He would actually be okay with losing, yes, but now it's a Competition!!]

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Belgium gives you a four out of ten due to the lack of special flippy bacon moves.

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I would care more if I were making waffles. [...] Do you want waffles, too? [The omelette goes into the pan and he's working to cook it, waiting for the bottom to solidify enough so he can fold it in half and do a flippy thing.]

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That sounds like a little more than I can eat. [ admittedly. like, more than one meal for a meal. ] You’re cute.

[ statements unrelated ]

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Alright, alright. [Omelette flip.] What does that have to do with anything?

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If I had to rank 'em on a numerical valued scale, this would be in the top ten. Bottom ten? Why are the bottom ten the top ten?

[ rank...what...he just took a picture of the flip, though. ]

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That’s a great question. [Lmao what are you talking about, Dave.] What’re we ranking, anyway?

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Moments in which I most want to kiss you. [ said casually but he’s looking at the camera and not at john. he’s not as shameless as shouto. ]

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...oh. [Not what he was expecting!! But he's working with the omelette before sliding it onto a plate instead.] Want to hear something cool? We can do something about that now.

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What if I like torturing myself instead? And also you. [ there is no adjective for the fleeting grin other than impish. ] Anyway, I’d rather photograph you.

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You can photograph me the whole day if you want. [He's handing over the omelette though along with a fork.] Eat first though.

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Wow. [ another laugh, like they're not rarities and he has a full supply, but he lets the camera on its strap fall to his chest and reaches out for the plate. ]

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[It’s enchanting and he loves it even as he rushes to make his own eggs while Dave takes his plate. ] Don’t wow me, you know I have a point.

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That wasn't what I was wow-ing. [ or it was, but. he diligently shovels some omelette into his mouth. ]

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Yes I absolutely believe that. [The second omelette is made and he turns off the burner to lean against the counter and eat his own eggs.] What do you think? Stick to pancakes or did these stand up to the test?

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I was wowing your pickup lines? [ and how they always work on him rip...dave talks after a few more bites. ] Why not a variety? You’ve yet to make me anything I don’t like, dude. Your Nanna trainee you well.

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I know, totally lame right? [Hahaha yeah right.] I’m glad though. Dad and Nanna both passed down pretty much everything I know but it’s been a while since I’ve really cooked for somebody else.