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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

[There's a semi-nervous laugh.] Well! You already knew that I was working with Terezi on fixing some things, right?

[parodeity]

[ an immediate annoyed expression because that still gives him a headache ] Yeah...

[windeity]

I...maybe kind of went back in the timeline and left her a note saying she probably shouldn't date you? For some reason.

[parodeity]

What. [ he seems more baffled than offended at least? like. why would you. ] I mean it ended with her sneaking around with a juggalo so fair but I doubt I told you that.

[windeity]

Probably not since I went back to stop the clown troll from framing Vriska for a bunch of murder or something. But um. No. I definitely wrote that note on my own for some stupid reason and called it friendly advice.

And just other stuff I have said to other people like...maybe I am a little less surprised this happened than I should be.

[parodeity]

[ uh. okay then. ] I do not know if they worked out the way you expected it to.

[windeity]

[He rolls his eyes.] Probably not. But I was sixteen. If the me in that timeline was like sixteen year old me here, we were both dumbasses. But it worked out now didn't it?

[parodeity]

Just leave the timelines to the professionals from now on.

[windeity]

Well it's not like I can time travel here? So I think I am leaving it to you anyway.

[parodeity]

Good. It’s dangerous. [ moreso how john does it... ] That aside: movies, showers and teeth brushing, bed. We’re talking in circles.

[windeity]

I like talking in circles with you, but I know. I know. [He's digging a hand into his popcorn again.] I have a whole line-up and then yeah, bed.

[And that is probably how the rest of Christmas Eve goes.]