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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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I know, but at least this time I know what I'm doing. [He hits play once his iPhone's set up and an orchestra begins to play from the speakers as he moves to take Dave's hand and his waist, giving it a few moments before he's leading them into a Viennese waltz. Given there's a lack of his usual hesitation or counting he's apparently been practicing at some point.]

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[ dave follows without need for thought, even dancing non-lead. ]

Have you been taking lessons? [ for him. why. ] Also, are we in here legally or illegally?

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The benefit of you having like sixty jobs is that I can watch YouTube videos and practice in our room when you're gone and in between making stars. [A turn.] But we are here legally! I didn't feel like getting arrested on Christmas. [He's careful in his movements because he's still a little sore from Bucky beating him up, but whatever.]

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[ will he be bruised all christmas. dave’s lips curve up, slightly. ] Don’t think you could handle hard time?

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[He's doing his best but they're fading at least.] I could absolutely handle hard time if I had to? That would just be really shitty of me to do on Christmas when I said I was planning everything. And also I doubt my professors would buy that as an excuse.

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I wouldn’t wait for you if you went to jail anyway, so good call. [ yes he would. ]

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[There's a laugh.] That's harsh. And you waited for me this long, what's another couple of months for breaking and entering?

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Three years plus three years plus another on top. [ dave lets john lead the waltz, unfaltering. ] But if I don’t wait, you have a reason to come back sooner.

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Even if you did wait I’d try to get out as fast as possible. [There’s a whole soundtrack on the iPhone so he continues to dance. ] Tearful reunions in dirty wife beaters and everything.

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I do not love you enough to roleplay Con Air with you. [ ...ANOTHER PROBABLE LIE ]

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I’m wounded. You wouldn’t indulge me even a little? [He isn’t even as into Con Air in this lifetime but he’s interested in if Dave will comply anyway.]

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[ he would. they both know he fucking would. ] You're welcome to try to persuade me.

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I know better than to push my luck right now. I learned a few different dances, too.

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You've never known better in that regard. And you're the one in the lead. [ though he'll take the lead whenever john wants, dave seems content to give it over. ]

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Considering we ended up like this because I pushed my luck I think you have a point. But you know what I mean. I can convince you to be the Tricia to my Cameron later. [The music changes and John leads them into a foxtrot.] We already have the bunny and a daughter, so it sort of weirdly works.

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[ a flicker of a frown but it smooths out almost immediately. ] So, are we spending the rest of the day at home whenever your feet fall off?

[ he just assumes john will get sick of dancing first, tbh, or that his feet will hurt first. practice!!!! ]

Because I'm starting to wonder exactly what you left for Christmas.

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[Sigh. Way to go, Egbert.] It is possible, but I have a few things left for Christmas Day itself. Most places are closed tomorrow is why we're doing a lot today. Why?

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Just curious about the itinerary. [ the change into foxtrot didn't throw him, at least. ] I'm definitely paying for coffee and meals and whatever for the next week.

[ how much did john spend on people... ]

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[On the bright side John only learned a handful of things so it won't be too much of a chance after that.]

And why's that? About meals and coffee and stuff, I understand the curiosity thing.

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Did your wallet not take a hit?

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Well maybe a little, but I prepared for this? It's not a big deal, don't think about that!

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You didn’t have a whole lot of time to prepare for this, though?

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Well no, maybe not, but...it's a present. So don't worry about it.

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...okay. [ arguing right now would be a little stupid, and dave just shrugs. ] Did you make the decorations?

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Yes. [He doesn't know how to interpret this.] There's this kid I met a little while ago, name's Hinata. He was part of that team that kidnapped one of the MCs at the Ninja Warrior thing? Anyway he started teaching me how to do origami stuff.