What does that even really mean, Dave? About laurels and stuff. [The bacon also goes in the frying pan to start....frying.] And what happens if I'm not up to snuff besides a lack of a title? Anything else?
It means if you aren't guessing you may get into a groove, or whatever. Also, you clearly don't get a prize if you're not up to snuff. In fact, you might get a punishment?
That's cruel and unusual, Strider. [The bacon comes out of the pan and he's suddenly...doing a lot to make a bacon, cheese and pepper omelette.] But you're on! I will make the most amazing omelette.
You don't do special flippy moves with bacon, babe. Wait for the eggs, I'm getting there. [He would actually be okay with losing, yes, but now it's a Competition!!]
I would care more if I were making waffles. [...] Do you want waffles, too? [The omelette goes into the pan and he's working to cook it, waiting for the bottom to solidify enough so he can fold it in half and do a flippy thing.]
...oh. [Not what he was expecting!! But he's working with the omelette before sliding it onto a plate instead.] Want to hear something cool? We can do something about that now.
What if I like torturing myself instead? And also you. [ there is no adjective for the fleeting grin other than impish. ] Anyway, I’d rather photograph you.
Wow. [ another laugh, like they're not rarities and he has a full supply, but he lets the camera on its strap fall to his chest and reaches out for the plate. ]
Yes I absolutely believe that. [The second omelette is made and he turns off the burner to lean against the counter and eat his own eggs.] What do you think? Stick to pancakes or did these stand up to the test?
I was wowing your pickup lines? [ and how they always work on him rip...dave talks after a few more bites. ] Why not a variety? You’ve yet to make me anything I don’t like, dude. Your Nanna trainee you well.
I know, totally lame right? [Hahaha yeah right.] I’m glad though. Dad and Nanna both passed down pretty much everything I know but it’s been a while since I’ve really cooked for somebody else.
I didn’t say they were lame. [ they kinda are, but. john just gets a curious look as dave methodically works through the omelette. ] When was the last time you cooked for someone until you started making breakfast sometimes?
Hmm...I used to make breakfast or dinner for Nanna sometimes? Usually on Sundays when we both had the day off. And sometimes I'd make hungover breakfast for my high school friends if I crashed at somebody's house or something...and Vic, sometimes.
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[ THERE. A PUNISHMENT. ]
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That's cruel and unusual, Strider. [The bacon comes out of the pan and he's suddenly...doing a lot to make a bacon, cheese and pepper omelette.] But you're on! I will make the most amazing omelette.
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Where are all the special flippy moves?
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[ rank...what...he just took a picture of the flip, though. ]
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