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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

What does that even really mean, Dave? About laurels and stuff. [The bacon also goes in the frying pan to start....frying.] And what happens if I'm not up to snuff besides a lack of a title? Anything else?

[parodeity]

It means if you aren't guessing you may get into a groove, or whatever. Also, you clearly don't get a prize if you're not up to snuff. In fact, you might get a punishment?

[ no. he's making bullshit up to keep talking. ]

[windeity]

That is a frightening concept. [The bacon fries and he's flipping it and working with the veggies still.] Guess I need to really up my game.

[parodeity]

- Movie picking rights. You'd lose 'em for two weeks.

[ THERE. A PUNISHMENT. ]

[windeity]

[There's a laugh then.]

That's cruel and unusual, Strider. [The bacon comes out of the pan and he's suddenly...doing a lot to make a bacon, cheese and pepper omelette.] But you're on! I will make the most amazing omelette.

[parodeity]

[ would john even mind dave having to give a solid opinion on movies beyond "whatever you want is chill" for two weeks, though ]

Where are all the special flippy moves?

[windeity]

You don't do special flippy moves with bacon, babe. Wait for the eggs, I'm getting there. [He would actually be okay with losing, yes, but now it's a Competition!!]

[parodeity]

Belgium gives you a four out of ten due to the lack of special flippy bacon moves.

[windeity]

I would care more if I were making waffles. [...] Do you want waffles, too? [The omelette goes into the pan and he's working to cook it, waiting for the bottom to solidify enough so he can fold it in half and do a flippy thing.]

[parodeity]

That sounds like a little more than I can eat. [ admittedly. like, more than one meal for a meal. ] You’re cute.

[ statements unrelated ]

[windeity]

Alright, alright. [Omelette flip.] What does that have to do with anything?

[parodeity]

If I had to rank 'em on a numerical valued scale, this would be in the top ten. Bottom ten? Why are the bottom ten the top ten?

[ rank...what...he just took a picture of the flip, though. ]

[windeity]

That’s a great question. [Lmao what are you talking about, Dave.] What’re we ranking, anyway?

[parodeity]

Moments in which I most want to kiss you. [ said casually but he’s looking at the camera and not at john. he’s not as shameless as shouto. ]

[windeity]

...oh. [Not what he was expecting!! But he's working with the omelette before sliding it onto a plate instead.] Want to hear something cool? We can do something about that now.

[parodeity]

What if I like torturing myself instead? And also you. [ there is no adjective for the fleeting grin other than impish. ] Anyway, I’d rather photograph you.

[windeity]

You can photograph me the whole day if you want. [He's handing over the omelette though along with a fork.] Eat first though.

[parodeity]

Wow. [ another laugh, like they're not rarities and he has a full supply, but he lets the camera on its strap fall to his chest and reaches out for the plate. ]

[windeity]

[It’s enchanting and he loves it even as he rushes to make his own eggs while Dave takes his plate. ] Don’t wow me, you know I have a point.

[parodeity]

That wasn't what I was wow-ing. [ or it was, but. he diligently shovels some omelette into his mouth. ]

[windeity]

Yes I absolutely believe that. [The second omelette is made and he turns off the burner to lean against the counter and eat his own eggs.] What do you think? Stick to pancakes or did these stand up to the test?

[parodeity]

I was wowing your pickup lines? [ and how they always work on him rip...dave talks after a few more bites. ] Why not a variety? You’ve yet to make me anything I don’t like, dude. Your Nanna trainee you well.

[windeity]

I know, totally lame right? [Hahaha yeah right.] I’m glad though. Dad and Nanna both passed down pretty much everything I know but it’s been a while since I’ve really cooked for somebody else.

[parodeity]

I didn’t say they were lame. [ they kinda are, but. john just gets a curious look as dave methodically works through the omelette. ] When was the last time you cooked for someone until you started making breakfast sometimes?

[windeity]

Hmm...I used to make breakfast or dinner for Nanna sometimes? Usually on Sundays when we both had the day off. And sometimes I'd make hungover breakfast for my high school friends if I crashed at somebody's house or something...and Vic, sometimes.