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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

It would sound more appealin' with a stupid apron. Maybe a chef's hat.

[ dave why. but that wasn't an objection to that plan? ]

[windeity]

Ugh. While I admit I look okay in hats that is definitely pushing it. But to make up for that, I'll even let you drag my blanket into the kitchen since it is probably still a little cold in the dorm.

[parodeity]

No one looks okay in hats. [ tbh he doesn't really LIKE hats, but chef's hats are goofy enough to pass. ] You should cook in an apron at least once in your life. One of the ones with like, a stupid cooking pun on the front. You're not a real baker until you do.

[ ?????????????? why does he always pick the dumbest fucking idea in any conversation to focus on. ]

[windeity]

[...out of nowhere he suddenly laughs at something he remembers but he shuts up quickly enough. Instead, he runs a hand through the clouds one more time before he starts to descend and test his speed and agility in the air while still letting Dave cling for now.]

You're right, most hats are pretty goofy. But anyway if I absolutely have to wear an apron I'll wear one only for the first meal we're making whenever we move out of the dorm. Deal? [That gives him several months and therefore he wins.]

[parodeity]

[ what if dave shifts so john just has to give him a piggyback ride here. and so that john can't see his expression. ]

You sure about that?

[windeity]

[He doesn't mind apparently.]

I am pretty sure, yes. Unless you have objections to that, too.

[parodeity]

No. [ no objections. hm. ] It's a deal if we move in together, then.

[windeity]

Okay. I think I can uphold that bargain. [The flight down is smoother than the flight up and not too long after they land on the roof. He rubs at Dave's arms again to provide extra warmth before he glances back at the door leading back into the dorm.]

Want to head to the room first to get a blanket and meet me in the kitchen?

[parodeity]

[ no he wants to stay clinging to john but that’s childish and stupid so dave drops off after half a second.

Sure thing. Won’t take me more than a few seconds.

[windeity]

[Like. He could do that but also that defeats the point of breakfast so he waits for Dave to let go before he leads them inside.]

Cool. Bring the cat if you want, too, she's probably mad we both ditched her. [And he'll immediately deposit Dave at their room before he heads for the kitchen.]

[parodeity]

Already was gonna.

[ ...dave can probably actually beat john to the kitchen if he tries, but he doesn't; he just walks down there normally, mewpac cradled against his chest and blanket slung over one shoulder. ]

[windeity]

[When Dave arrives in the kitchen he'll find John already moving to grab some things like bowls, powders,oils, eggs, etc. He's still in his hoodie and shivering just a little since the change in temperature is jarring but he's quickly warming up and starting to measure things out. Hearing Dave enter the kitchen, he turns to give him another grin.]

Once the stove's on the kitchen will warm up a little more, too.

[parodeity]

[ ...john's shivering. okay. dave heads over and drapes john's blanket on john instead even though he's f r e e z i n g. ]

Sure it will. And I'm the Queen of England. What are you even makin'?

[windeity]

[Dave why did you grab John's blanket instead of your own, wtf. But he rolls his eyes and shakes his head, turning to take the blanket and hold it to Dave instead.]

Well then sit your ass down and warm up, your highness. And keep it, I can't cook with it over my shoulders. [But the tone indicates he appreciates it. Over time he'll go back to being a space heater but yeah, maybe there's something to the godtier pajama theory.]

Do you want me to tell you, or would you rather be surprised?

[parodeity]

[ because that was the blanket mewpac was on, since they started out in john's bed???? ]

Would you rather tell me or surprise me? [ but he's still hovering a little nearish by and frowning. IS JOHN SURE HE'S WARM ENOUGH. ]

[windeity]

[That's fair. But he reaches up and rubs his hand over Dave's face because Dave's probably still freezing and he gently pushes him and cat toward a chair.]

I'm not playing that game right now, too early. So pick.

[parodeity]

[ how is he rubbing his hand over dave's face exactly here ]

Who said it was a game??

[windeity]

[Basically palm to cheek like he would the cat tbh.]

Isn't it? [Light tone, because he knows Dave just does this automatically and it drives him crazy.] Seriously I'm cooking, so it's up to you.

[parodeity]

[ gay + rude

but he will pull up a stool to sit nearby and half in the way thanks dave. the cat is promptly sorted into his lap. ]

I never said it was a game? [ dave please ] But tell me. I figure it's just pancakes or waffles?

[windeity]

[John Egbert constantly suffering. But okay, Dave can sit wrapped in John's blanket with their cat and John's busy moving on autopilot like he's done this enough times before.]

We did waffles already soooo pancakes. [He'll also just drop some apples out of his sylladex.] Apple cinnamon pancakes, specifically. [He's not addressing the game thing because Dave please.]

[parodeity]

[ oh suddenly dave is more interested in the food part. wow. ]

Apple pancakes? [ MISSED A WORD THERE BUT ]

[windeity]

[...if he has to come up with a billion apple recipes to make sure Dave's eating like a normal person, swear to god. But he nods and starts mixing everything to make the batter.]

Apple cinnamon. Unless you don't like cinnamon, then I can probably improvise?

[parodeity]

[ i'm just saying this is about to be the easiest breakfast he's ever cajoled dave into eating. ]

Cinnamon's fine. [ not as fine as APPLES but it tastes good with apples? ] So, like...banana pancakes, but apples.

[ we're going to focus on the apple portion of the phrase still yes ]

[windeity]

[FFS DAVE...

In response, he hums a few bars while he continues working.]

Yeah, something like that. [A beat.] Stuff I picked up from my dad mostly.

[parodeity]

[ and dave automatically hums harmonization because why the fuck. ]

...Who also liked apples? [ he knows that's not the thing, but dave's a little awkward about how much he can or can't say or ask about john's dad on either side of the scratch, so, ]