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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

[Speed surprises him again and he's offguard, trying to block and immediately jumping to try and dodge. It probably doesn't work.]

[parodeity]

[ another flickering happy grin. ] Two to one.

[windeity]

[He rolls his eyes and steps back again.] You have a speed advantage which is totally unfair. But yeah, two to one. Round four?

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Says the guy with a strength advantage?

[windeity]

Not that it's helping me win here, but yes. [He narrows his eyes playfully.] Come on.

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That's 'cause I'm not dumb enough to give you a chance to pin me to the roof. You come on?

[windeity]

Will you let me pin you to other stuff instead? [Ever-so-innocent.]

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Not if you can't beat me in a game like this.

[windeity]

[An immediate dart forward with a swing. Don't taunt him like this :c]

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[ a laugh. look if john is going to make ever so innocent remarks sometimes he has to be prepared to have them tossed back at him?? dave circles to the side, relying on speed again to dodge the blow ]

[windeity]

[He loops back in the opposite direction to try and land a hit from the other side then when Dave begins to dodge.]

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[ is john going to pull his punches if dave fails a block ever... ]

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He's going to try not to destroy his boyfriend at least, but for now he's just trying to land a hit.]

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[ romance...no luck this time but he probably has to cheat also in order to startle dave ]

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[Cheating is rude? Also Dave told him no aspects so he's literally working off of his strength advantage...and jumping. He doesn't quite have a high jump but there's fluidity with his weapon as he moves and jumps, bringing the hammer down again.]

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Give yourself a catch phrase and this'd feel like an arcade game. [ there are definitely non aspect ways to cheat...dave stays put until he dodges at the last second, apparently testing to see if john would hit or not ]

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[That gets him to stop at least and he's blinking in surprise. The hammer hovers over where Dave was but.]

What? Why?

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You're like a whackamole dude?

[windeity]

[A guilty little look.]

Too repetitive?

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Mm, maybe. But hammers are kind of like that on a base level and it's not like I mind.

[windeity]

Pretty much all of my memories were like that, too. Hammers and mixed with windy shit. They're a little heavier to throw around than your sword, I think, but I'm open to whatever you think might work better.

[parodeity]

Oh, I think it works. The move to get my sword away from me was a good one.

[windeity]

Yeah, I didn't think about it until I noticed it could work as a hook. I am sort of hoping I get that other hammer back soon, too. That one looks really useful.

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Which one? [ john he doesn't have your memories... ]

[windeity]

Don't remember what it's called. But it's really blue and it has a big M on it for some reason.