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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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Thank you. [ that was so much effort to get john to call him hot. jfc. ] Although obviously I am of course hot anyway.

[ why does he bother talking himself up when he never really buys it ]

Can't praise you and call you good if you do whatever the fuck, though. I do not think you get the concept of being bossed around?

[windeity]

[There's that awkward laugh again.]

Um. I think I get it a lot better than you think I do. You're the one with the sideways requests sometimes.

[It took that long because Dave took that long to make it clear it's what he wanted, maybe.]

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Nope. I definitely still never gave you permission to touch me.

[ he also never told john to wait for it but ]

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You're the one who fell on me! [Rude?]

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After you kissed me without me sayin' it was chill? If this were an actual thing I think punishment would be involved or whatever.

[ this is a dumb conversation. ]

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[There's another pause.]

Like you would even know how to punish me. [Is...that...a challenge??]

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I wouldn't need to know how. [ mildly. ] I'd just need to do whatever the fuck I wanted to you and you'd have to take it.

[ bring dave, "whatever i wanted" is probably not as dire as it sounds. ]

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[A light huff.] And you called me kinky. [He doesn't touch him, but he does stick his tongue out.] You know you are still in my lap, right?

[parodeity]

So? You complaining? [ also: ] For the record you're actually easy as fuck to punish, I think, it's just that I'd get basically nothing out of it and you wouldn't like it.

[windeity]

No, that is also pretty hot. [May as well continue while he's on a roll. But there's also a little pout.] I don't want to know how easy it would be, but thank you. I appreciate the thoughtfulness.

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I doubt you'll ever make me mad enough to find out. [ but he's giving john a weirdly speculative look. ]

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I would hope not. Or at least if I did we could talk about it instead. [Dave's giving him a Look and he doesn't know how to read it especially without the shades, so he settles for a semi-charming smile? Hi Dave.]

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Two ideas. A punishment I'll enjoy...or one I think you will.

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Can a punishment be enjoyable? [His pulse picks up a little and his fingers nervously drum on Dave's leg, but otherwise he's fine. Totally.]

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Well, you'd probably mind it eventually. The second one, I mean. You're touching again.

[ also he shoves john back to get him to lie down, helpfully, even though he doesn't intend to himself? ]

[windeity]

[A definite pout.]

Are you really that opposed to me touching you? [But he lays back...on the floor. So Dave's just going to sit up on him?]

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Never. But sometimes patience is a virtue. [ yep. but he leans forward, bracing himself with a hand to either side of john, and...

does nothing. ]

Which punishment? Or both. Decisions, decisions.

[windeity]

[...this shouldn't be as hot as it is, but here they are? He's 18 and he's only been with one other person and Dave's startling attractive and their relationship's still really new. He can't exactly be faulted for this.]

Um...could you even pull off both?

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Yeah. The one you won't enjoy is a foreign art film that'll bore you to tears. Take me next weekend?

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...[He just starts laughing.] You could have just asked, dork. I definitely would not mind taking you. It's a movie, right? How bad could it be?

[Little does he know.]

[parodeity]

No, you will like ten minutes in, but it's fine if it's a punishment. [ is it...

look normally he doesn't like to ask john to do things he knows john wont enjoy? ]

...you know you can flip me off?

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Alright, alright...[He grins again.]

I could but I kind of like the view. [He's definitely used a similar line before and does not give a single fuck.] I assume you not moving is the punishment I would like?

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Nah. Remember you're still not clear to touch me. [ apparently he's just not fucking explaining whatever punishment two is. dave just leans down to kiss john, firm but not desperate.

hopefully john remembers the touching thing. ]

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[He doesn't say anything in response since he's a little busy sitting up a bit to meet him for that kiss.He doesn't touch him yet but he does immediately dive in, his own mouth firm yet pliant against Dave's to draw out said-kiss.]

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[ apparently sitting up isn't allowed because dave presses john back down but he doesn't pull away at least?

their poor cat is probably watching all this bemused but moving on

does dave have an actual plan here maybe but it's dave so the plan might be dumb as fuck ]