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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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Give yourself a catch phrase and this'd feel like an arcade game. [ there are definitely non aspect ways to cheat...dave stays put until he dodges at the last second, apparently testing to see if john would hit or not ]

[windeity]

[That gets him to stop at least and he's blinking in surprise. The hammer hovers over where Dave was but.]

What? Why?

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You're like a whackamole dude?

[windeity]

[A guilty little look.]

Too repetitive?

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Mm, maybe. But hammers are kind of like that on a base level and it's not like I mind.

[windeity]

Pretty much all of my memories were like that, too. Hammers and mixed with windy shit. They're a little heavier to throw around than your sword, I think, but I'm open to whatever you think might work better.

[parodeity]

Oh, I think it works. The move to get my sword away from me was a good one.

[windeity]

Yeah, I didn't think about it until I noticed it could work as a hook. I am sort of hoping I get that other hammer back soon, too. That one looks really useful.

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Which one? [ john he doesn't have your memories... ]

[windeity]

Don't remember what it's called. But it's really blue and it has a big M on it for some reason.

[parodeity]

That seems unlikely. [ which...part... ]

[windeity]

I'm pretty sure I would remember what it looks like? I used it to hit Jack.

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No, a random "M" seems unlikely. [ still not clear but he means john probably misinterpreted or didn't recognize a symbol... ]

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[Give him a second.]

It was like. Kind of curly? And it had an arrow at the end. So maybe it's not that random.

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...so you like just don't know zodiac signs, d'you. [ amused. ]

[windeity]

[A skeptical look.]

No? Not really. I know the animals and stuff though because I'm a ram. [Thanks, John.]

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You should look 'em up. They're associated with certain people, too.

[windeity]

...I'm going to feel like a dumbass once I figure this out, aren't I.

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Luckily I love you despite the fact you're a complete dumbass. I actually have a thing for the criminally obtuse.

[windeity]

That's a low blow, Strider. [There's a grin though and he shakes his head.] Whatever, talk about how obtuse I am later and come at me again. You haven't won yet.

[parodeity]

I'm one away from winnin' and then you'll never be able to pin me to anything? [ what if instead he just gives john a continued hard time for that statement. ]

[windeity]

[What if he narrows his eyes and bolts, hammer swinging to try and knock Dave's feet out from under him? What then?]

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[ he jumps and lands neatly on the huge hammer portion mostly to fuck with john??? ]

[windeity]

[GODDAMN CAT. He yanks the hammer out from under him instead to try and throw off his balance.]

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[ his free hand slaps onto john's head and for a split second there's pressure and weight as he flips over john...like a cat.......... ]