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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

That seems unlikely. [ which...part... ]

[windeity]

I'm pretty sure I would remember what it looks like? I used it to hit Jack.

[parodeity]

No, a random "M" seems unlikely. [ still not clear but he means john probably misinterpreted or didn't recognize a symbol... ]

[windeity]

[Give him a second.]

It was like. Kind of curly? And it had an arrow at the end. So maybe it's not that random.

[parodeity]

...so you like just don't know zodiac signs, d'you. [ amused. ]

[windeity]

[A skeptical look.]

No? Not really. I know the animals and stuff though because I'm a ram. [Thanks, John.]

[parodeity]

You should look 'em up. They're associated with certain people, too.

[windeity]

...I'm going to feel like a dumbass once I figure this out, aren't I.

[parodeity]

Luckily I love you despite the fact you're a complete dumbass. I actually have a thing for the criminally obtuse.

[windeity]

That's a low blow, Strider. [There's a grin though and he shakes his head.] Whatever, talk about how obtuse I am later and come at me again. You haven't won yet.

[parodeity]

I'm one away from winnin' and then you'll never be able to pin me to anything? [ what if instead he just gives john a continued hard time for that statement. ]

[windeity]

[What if he narrows his eyes and bolts, hammer swinging to try and knock Dave's feet out from under him? What then?]

[parodeity]

[ he jumps and lands neatly on the huge hammer portion mostly to fuck with john??? ]

[windeity]

[GODDAMN CAT. He yanks the hammer out from under him instead to try and throw off his balance.]

[parodeity]

[ his free hand slaps onto john's head and for a split second there's pressure and weight as he flips over john...like a cat.......... ]

[windeity]

[His arm snaps out and grabs Dave by the back of the shirt to try and stop him? CATS!!!!!]

[parodeity]

[ does. john have a plan if he snags dave out of the air by his shirt or. ]

[windeity]

[Flipping him over his shoulder in a fireman carry? So no absolutely not, but if he's successful he hauls Dave up and over and just stares at him.]

[parodeity]

[ so how would he end up holding dave ]

[windeity]

[They would end up like this and John's just looking at Dave anyway.]

I am not a vaulting horse, dude.

[parodeity]

[ how can you look at dave from that angle john...regardless that doesn't keep his right arm in place so enjoy a metal blade gently pressed into john's side because if you're going to grab someone disarm them first dumbass... ]

Three-two.

[windeity]

[Mostly by looking over his left shoulder, but yeah he didn't think this through and--]</small ...goddamnit, really?

[parodeity]

You need to plan better. Let me down? [ he captchalogues his sword for the moment. ]

[windeity]

I know, but that was instinct. [Still, he drops Dave to his feet and captchalogues the hammer as well.] But okay. You won that round. So what'll it be?

[parodeity]

[ right, he won. dave shrugs and slides his arms around john's shoulders apparently to just kind of drape casually. ] I do have something in mind, but what if I come up with somethin' better later?