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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

Pretty sure the freaky eyed psychic one did. [ there is no escape from homestuck.

weirdly, confirming the other part doesn't actually fluster him as much as john's eyes do, so: ]

Duh? You can go out and properly break people's hearts now. I'm sure the girls will line up to swoon. Obviously only if I am not nearby, since I'm still hotter.

[ things he doesn't believe: the part about being hotter AND YET HE WILL STICK TO THIS STORY ]

[windeity]

That description means jack shit, dude. [But fine, whatever, he'll focus on the other part maybe except for the fact it makes his heart skip a beat for no reason and he continues staring at himself for a moment before glancing back at Dave.]

Whatever, I could still get girls to swoon even if you were around. I should not be as startled as I am, but it has been over two months since I've seen my own eyes the way they should be.

[parodeity]

Wanna bet?

[ n o

it's not like he doesn't believe john would 100% win out so why does his traitor mouth say these things he doesn't even want to do or commit to

but at least they are way the fuck away from the topic of sleep. ]

[windeity]

We could test it at ninja warrior training today. We will be seeing a bunch of people anyway. [Give it a few minutes, Dave, they'll loop back around.]

[parodeity]

All right, fine. I'll get a date before you do.

[ dave you don't even fucking want a date????? you don't want to lose? whatever ]

[windeity]

Whoa what? Who said anything about a date? I just meant asking people who was hotter! [Which also sounds dumb in retrospect but whatever.

[parodeity]

Oh, I’ve done that before? People agree it’s me.

[ - dave. ]

[windeity]

You've. Asked people which of us is hotter? Wait who the--why?

[parodeity]

Because you refuse to acknowledge I'm hotter than you but the rest of the world isn't blind???

[ idefk save him ]

[windeity]

[Oh?]

You've never asked me, actually.

[parodeity]

You refused to admit I was hot and have great legs that one time?

[ hey what if we end this thread ]

[windeity]

I hope you are not talking about the first day that I met you.

[parodeity]

I have not magically gotten more hot since then, so duh??

[ how far will dave go to distract john: a saga ]

[windeity]

How do you know that? [Maybe they should both consider shutting up tbh.]

[parodeity]

[ ??????? ? ? ??????????? ]

What, you think I've gotten hotter?

[windeity]

[!!!!!!!!!!!]

This is stupid and quit trying to change the subject! [Again!!!] This was about you not sleeping, not about if you're hotter than me.

[parodeity]

Wait, you think I'm hot now???

[ NO IT WAS ABOUT BEING HOTTER ]

[windeity]

[WHAT IF HE JUST LEAVES AND MAKES DAVE DRIVE HIMSELF HOME.]

I mean, objectively speaking, I think there are plenty of people who would think you are attractive, sure. [What if he just gives a half-answer.]

[parodeity]

And you're one of them?

[ DAVE TRIED TO LEAVE THE CAR ALREADY???? ]

[windeity]

[Okay but, fun idea: what if John lays in front of the car and Dave runs him over so he doesn't have to answer this question.

Instead, he's just going to lift an eyebrow and turn this around.]

Do you want me to be one of them? [Let's see how Dave likes his own tactics used on him.]

[parodeity]

That wouldn't change the answer you apparently have. [ and he halfway grins, amused. ] You think I'm hot.

[ "this eggy looking thing"

he always picks the dumbest tactic. ]

[windeity]

[Ughhhhh.]

Yes, fine, I can admit that you are hot and people probably appreciate that. [BUT!!!!] You're the one who kept staring at my eyes! What was that all about? [SOS etc etc.]

[parodeity]

I already told you your eyes were attractive and I wasn't expecting them to be blue again, that's a weak fuckin' gambit.

[ dave, you would know, ]

So you're "people" in this scenario?? Are you goin' to defend me to strangers with Shouto from now on?

[windeity]

Whatever, you could have said something instead of just staring at me for like ten minutes! Also no, I think Shouto is doing well enough as the one-man Strider Defense Squad. Why does it matter this much?

[parodeity]

Because you keep dodging the question.

[ THIS IS A FIVE YEAR OLD'S RESPONSE, BUT THAT IS WHY IT MATTERS SO MUCH. also, he kind of wants to know? ]