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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

We could test it at ninja warrior training today. We will be seeing a bunch of people anyway. [Give it a few minutes, Dave, they'll loop back around.]

[parodeity]

All right, fine. I'll get a date before you do.

[ dave you don't even fucking want a date????? you don't want to lose? whatever ]

[windeity]

Whoa what? Who said anything about a date? I just meant asking people who was hotter! [Which also sounds dumb in retrospect but whatever.

[parodeity]

Oh, I’ve done that before? People agree it’s me.

[ - dave. ]

[windeity]

You've. Asked people which of us is hotter? Wait who the--why?

[parodeity]

Because you refuse to acknowledge I'm hotter than you but the rest of the world isn't blind???

[ idefk save him ]

[windeity]

[Oh?]

You've never asked me, actually.

[parodeity]

You refused to admit I was hot and have great legs that one time?

[ hey what if we end this thread ]

[windeity]

I hope you are not talking about the first day that I met you.

[parodeity]

I have not magically gotten more hot since then, so duh??

[ how far will dave go to distract john: a saga ]

[windeity]

How do you know that? [Maybe they should both consider shutting up tbh.]

[parodeity]

[ ??????? ? ? ??????????? ]

What, you think I've gotten hotter?

[windeity]

[!!!!!!!!!!!]

This is stupid and quit trying to change the subject! [Again!!!] This was about you not sleeping, not about if you're hotter than me.

[parodeity]

Wait, you think I'm hot now???

[ NO IT WAS ABOUT BEING HOTTER ]

[windeity]

[WHAT IF HE JUST LEAVES AND MAKES DAVE DRIVE HIMSELF HOME.]

I mean, objectively speaking, I think there are plenty of people who would think you are attractive, sure. [What if he just gives a half-answer.]

[parodeity]

And you're one of them?

[ DAVE TRIED TO LEAVE THE CAR ALREADY???? ]

[windeity]

[Okay but, fun idea: what if John lays in front of the car and Dave runs him over so he doesn't have to answer this question.

Instead, he's just going to lift an eyebrow and turn this around.]

Do you want me to be one of them? [Let's see how Dave likes his own tactics used on him.]

[parodeity]

That wouldn't change the answer you apparently have. [ and he halfway grins, amused. ] You think I'm hot.

[ "this eggy looking thing"

he always picks the dumbest tactic. ]

[windeity]

[Ughhhhh.]

Yes, fine, I can admit that you are hot and people probably appreciate that. [BUT!!!!] You're the one who kept staring at my eyes! What was that all about? [SOS etc etc.]

[parodeity]

I already told you your eyes were attractive and I wasn't expecting them to be blue again, that's a weak fuckin' gambit.

[ dave, you would know, ]

So you're "people" in this scenario?? Are you goin' to defend me to strangers with Shouto from now on?

[windeity]

Whatever, you could have said something instead of just staring at me for like ten minutes! Also no, I think Shouto is doing well enough as the one-man Strider Defense Squad. Why does it matter this much?

[parodeity]

Because you keep dodging the question.

[ THIS IS A FIVE YEAR OLD'S RESPONSE, BUT THAT IS WHY IT MATTERS SO MUCH. also, he kind of wants to know? ]

[windeity]

Because it's a weird question. [But he leans back in his seat, staring out the windshield and chewing the inside of his cheek.]

Seriously. What difference is it going to make knowing that? I am just curious.

[parodeity]

[ that's also sure a question. dave can't come up with anything except: ]

I mean, I'd think you were crazy, but that's about it. [ because honestly, he doesn't actually believe in half the shit he says about himself.

also how much is john even still touching dave at this point. ]

[windeity]

Why would that be a crazy thing? [This conversation just got weird again. He's still holding Dave's wrist but he's dropped the hand from his face just because it got kind of uncomfortable realistically.]