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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[windeity]

Yeah. I think I get it now. The weird time-hopping power and Terezi's list and Roxy. I get it. That's what happened after everyone else permanently died.

[parodeity]

Babe, you can't change a timeline without that happening.

[windeity]

Roxy stayed the same. There had to be something, like going back further in the timeline and changing things that way without overwriting everyone. Why couldn't that be a thing?

[parodeity]

You took her out of her timeline. And as far as I can tell that maybe doomed every other version of her in the way it does. The thing is, dude, that version of me - of everyone - those specific versions were just doomed. There wasn't a way to save them because the very act would have changed them. Maybe less than you did in the end, but we would never have been those people. Those people were on a laser guided deathwalk. It's...an idea you get used to when you deal with timelines I guess. It isn't something the Heir of Breath was ever meant to have to deal with.

But it wasn't a failure. It was just time travel.

[windeity]

...is that why things turned out the way they did, you think? [Dave and Karkat and Jade living together, Dave dating Karkat, a universe where he was living with people but maybe not the right people.]

I don't know if it matters now since we're still technically different versions of ourselves, too, but that doesn't seem fair. You guys are the ones who did everything so...it's like.

[The main reason he never told Dave is because it sounds so goddamn stupid to him.] I don't want to replace you. In any timeline. Ever. And I did and I didn't mean to do it like that.

[parodeity]

They turned out the way they did because things were...different. With Vriska alive and sort of dominating Pyrope's time and doing...everything. [ he hooks his chin over john's shoulder, sighing. ] I know you didn't mean to. Change us. It's not something you would ever try to do. You didn't have a choice any more than I ever did whenever another version of me had to go and change things. Any version - any version of us would always have cared about you. And maybe it wasn't what it should have been, but don't...it's not your fault the universe is dumb as fuck.

[windeity]

I don't know. [...he's also just going to turn and plant his face into Dave's shoulder, more thoughtful than upset.]

Our universe was really fucking stupid, but I remember some of the conversations I had with you and other people after that which were kind of terrible. So I'm sorry about those, too.

[parodeity]

[ things dave should probably not do at this point: snort in laughter.

things he does: that.

at least he's done the inappropriately timed laughter at john before... ]

Uh, are you talkin' about that whole whatever the fuck with Vantas?

[windeity]

[He's fine with that and at least he's learned so he doesn't blatantly freak out like the first time that happened.]

Yeah. How much of that do you actually remember?

[parodeity]

The one where you were super awkward about me dating a guy? [ said like dave wasn't equally fucking awkward. ] Yeah, whole thing.

[windeity]

[Just. Slowly. Lifting his head to stare at Dave.]

The whole thing. For how long?

[But at least some of the marks on his face have started to fade away.]

[parodeity]

I mean. Since the day you asked me out?

[ haha... ]

I remember the part from callin' him back up on the platform after he flipped only since February, though.

[windeity]

...that conversation kept going? [Please kill him, thanks.]

[parodeity]

Yeah. Then we talked about your love life in a really awkward way. You know, to get "who the fuck chose this topic" bingo.

[windeity]

What love life? I am pretty sure I didn't have one of those? [Granted he kind of looks awkward suddenly because he's also sort of figured out that too.] What the fuck, why did we talk about love lives with Karkat so much?

[parodeity]

You sure about that? [ eyebrows raised. ] And fuck if I know. At least half of the time the dude invited it. One time he tried to schedule my relationship with Terezi so that he could be involved?

[ haha

that was weird. ]

[windeity]

[A huff. Whatever. He probably thinks Roxy in this lifetime is hot too.] His dumbass shipping chart...[...] Wouldn't that have just been a threesome?

[parodeity]

[ at least dave doesn't really Care who john finds attractive at this point. ]

No, he wanted her in a different quadrant than we were doin'. Or, well, I think he actually wanted her in every quadrant but he was making do with the options available. Not that they were available, because I am not into scheduling my relationships with people to invite other people into the mix??? But anyway he didn't want me in any quadrant so definitely not a threesome. I think. I don't know, I was trying to get the conversation to stop being a thing for like, that entire debacle.

[windeity]

[Which is nice given he still accidentally flirts with Rose, but at least Dave is the only person he's remotely interested in dating. And yet. This conversation.]

Okay but then stuff changed because you guys dated for like five years or something so he apparently wanted you in some quadrant. [Which. Is also a little bit of a weird, sore spot and he's just annoyed about stupid things.]

[parodeity]

[ it's hard for dave to work up to legitimate jealousy when john goes home with him every night?? so. ]

In the timeline where we spent all our time with one another because Serket was always with Pyrope and Rose and Kan were still busy with one another and no one wanted to hang out with Makara? Yeah, things changed. You know that would have been different if you'd been in the vicinity at all, right?

[windeity]

Because of a timeline I caused. So like. [An exasperated sigh.] Never mind, this is so stupid to be upset about. Sorry.

[parodeity]

Hey, no. [ well. ] I mean, yes, maybe it's stupid to be upset that you maybe created a timeline where I dated a guy who really liked Dane Cook movies. But that was also a timeline where I was alive and not dead? So like. That was cool. And we were still best friends.

[ what the fuck is he trying to say. shit. ]

...Maybe it's stupid, but I guess I don't really think so? You can't really help what you're upset about.

[windeity]

Like of course you being alive was more important than anything. I wanted my best friends back but I started thinking about what I told Terezi and I started thinking about you and Karkat and the timeline and what happened and you and Jade and Karkat and my 19th birthday and...[A sigh.]

I think maybe I am upset that I am upset because it's stupid.

[parodeity]

You know I was basically upset about something really similar back when you moved in, right? I wasn't, like. Angry with you exactly or anything. But I was upset you weren't...you. Exactly.

[ when john didn't remember anything. ]

So I really, really can't call it stupid.

[windeity]

...good point. [He just kind of lays on top of him at this point.] I told Terezi not to date you or Karkat, but then you and Karkat started dating each other. And I think I am just kind of thinking about actions and consequences and how there's shit in my life here that I shouldn't have caused either.

But the thing is I am in love with you so maybe that is the only reason it's stupid.