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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

Well, I'm not, like, starving.

[windeity]

That wasn't the part I was talking about and you know it.

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Yeah, well. [ he frowns. ] I'll...try.

[windeity]

That counts. {A kiss to the cheek.] I love you either way.

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If you really love me you'll be shirtless more often.

[ no ]

[windeity]

[Ffs.]

I mean...I could be, I guess. It's our house, who cares? [Why are they dating.]

[parodeity]

[ okay he just. dissolves into laughter. ]

You don't have to be, dude. I mean, I would not say no when we're in bed or making out. Or if you ever lose a bet again and I get to ask you to do something you'll find completely embarrassing or at least ridiculous.

[windeity]

I am almost afraid to ask why being shirtless would be embarrassing or ridiculous so I am not going to ask. Frankly I do not mind that much? I kind of worked hard to look like this. [Sports...] So the point is I will keep that in mind.

[parodeity]

Shirtless cooking but with an apron. [ dave just. cheerfully tells him. ] Next time you lose. Also I get to take pictures.

[ dump him. ]

[windeity]

[Opening his mouth. And closing it.]

Fiiine. Fine. As I am a man of honor I will be held accountable for those conditions should I lose next time. [...also he's not a moron that's like three of Dave's favorite things and at least they're in their house. He'd protest a lot more if they were in the dorm still.]

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[ tbh dave wouldn't ask in the dorm, he absolutely prefers privacy for being weird. ]

Your loss record is bigger than mine. What would you even ask for at this point if you won?

[windeity]

I think I kind of gave up thinking about what I'd ask since you seem to win most of the time anyway. And you give me most of the things I want right now anyway if I ask nicely enough.

[parodeity]

Wow, okay, there is totally stuff I wouldn't do for you.

[ maybe. he's sure he can think of something besides taking off his shirt.

any second now. ]

[windeity]

Such as? [Like yeah. He's waiting??] That list is pretty small, I think.

[parodeity]

[ he puts his hand on john's face and shoves. ]

[windeity]

[He licks Dave's hand but also, from behind the hand:] I'm waiting!

[parodeity]

[ ughhhh. he moves his hand back and shoves john, leaning in to kiss him. and bite his lower lip kind of hard. ]

Nothing, okay? There ain't anything I wouldn't give you if you asked.

[windeity]

[Why would you do a thing he actually likes??? There's a pleased murmur at the bite and he's grabbing Dave's shoulders to hold him there.]

You know that's mutual, don't you?

[parodeity]

Okay. Then just give me you. [ he doesn't explain how he means that, but it's the simple everyday sort of way that always still feels incredibly strange: someone to circle back to at the end of the day, home in a person instead of a place. ]

[windeity]

[There's a few moments of silence as he contemplates his words.]

Do you think there's any part of me, currently, that doesn't belong to you?

[parodeity]

Like, serious or poetic? [ dave doesn't seem really worried or upset. ] I think there are always pieces of people that belong to themselves only or other people or places or times. It probably takes a few lifetimes to really get to know someone as well as they can be known. But I didn't mean "give me everything" or "you aren't giving me enough".

[windeity]

No I know, I know that was not what you meant. I was just asking because I was curious. [A hand shifts to hold one of Dave's.] We're already on what, our second or third lifetime? I think we're further ahead than most people at least. But I want most things in this lifetime to be stuff I share with you. Both as my best friend and my boyfriend. Sometimes I suck at balancing those but I want to get better at it.

[parodeity]

Since when have you sucked at it?

[windeity]

[A slow shrug.] Maybe not in really recent memory but there are definitely times I have not been sure how to respond to stuff or I figure making out is an appropriate answer instead of just being a good friend. Like I said, working on it.

[parodeity]

...I mean, I don't mind that response.