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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

No. [ a pause, before he clarifies: ] You already had that perk you just never used it.

[ also he lets go of john’s face and looks up. ]

And maybe I will change them, then. [ so he almost definitely will. ok then. ]

[windeity]

How can I use a perk I didn’t know I had? That sounds a little unfair. [Not that he minds too terribly much and not that he won’t takw advantage of it later but details. He keeps his eyes on the sky for meteors.] Like I said, you can change them if you want. I don’t mind. We can take all of this one step at a time.

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It isn’t my fault if I don’t give you shit you don’t ask for? [ see: not taking off his shades.

dave decides the next step can actually be deploying the extra jacket and shrugging it on, and the slouching over into john’s side to leech heat. he’s hysterically kind of exhausted but he’ll keep his eyes open and skyward. ]

Know how to find where you’re meant to be looking, or do you need the primer?

[windeity]

[He's glad for the foresight to give Dave an extra jacket before he shifts to loop an arm around his shoulders and pull him flush against his side for body heat. He's also using a free hand to grab for one of the blankets to bunch around them while he's looking overhead.]

It's your fault because you didn't even hint it was an option to ask. [A very gentle poke to the cheek.] Anyway sure, school me on the stars. I kind of thought I would look up and figure it out from there.

[parodeity]

That would be telling, and then where would we be? [ besides john having actual information to go off of but details. he reaches across john's chest to snag his other hand, and drags it up to point towards where he's talking about. ]

See that? Orion's belt, easy to find. Then just up on his shoulder is Gemini...there. That's where they come from. But actually you're pretty much supposed to just focus on the dark points of wherever? You can see 'em anywhere in the sky. That telescope ain't needed for the meteor shower, but if we set it up again the asteroid they come from - Phaethon, I think? - is makin' a close pass apparently. Sort of like how you commented on staring at my face.

[windeity]

We would be in a position I can do things with you? [There's a soft laugh but he lets Dave take his hand and he follows the line of sight up to the sky again.]

Orion's belt is supposed to be a handful of the brightest stars, right? [He likes the stars but he doesn't know as much about them as other people do. He's letting his eyes follow though.] I guess they really are big enough to see from here without a telescope but it would be cool to see the asteroid, too.

[There's a sly grin though.] Is that a problem? It is a good face to make passes about.

[parodeity]

If you think I embarrass that easy you're wrong. [ dave says, telling like. one of the biggest lies ever. he's actually pretty easy to fluster if you know how to go about it, you just have to like, be able to read the reactions, too. he is kind of flustered now but keeping a neutral expression and refusing to look over at john since he'd probably get more flustered LET'S NOT. ]

Also, yeah, that's right. We can check out the asteroid after the meteors. [ timing won't be an issue but also he doesn't think he'll need to loop to make that a thing. after the like. loop to get them here. ] I should totally get a job at the planetarium.

[ no. but also: ]

You'd better start thinking up wishes. Meteors are just about as good as shooting stars. [ meteors. um. ] As long as none of those try to hit us we should be fine memory-wise.

[windeity]

Yeah, okay. [Hard to say if that's "yeah okay I'll stop trying" or "yeah okay you're full of shit" but he doesn't specify. Instead he's just keeping Dave close by and letting his hand rub over his outside arm to keep him warm.]

You're only allowed to get a planetarium job if you quiet, like, at least two of your other ones. On the other hand you would be good at it. [This is all said while he's keeping an eye out for meteors.] I already remember the meteor coming for my house so I'm not too worried. But wishes...

["Do you believe in wishes?"
"Not really. I wish on shooting stars sometimes. Sometimes I do those things, but it's nothin' that ever comes true."

Hm.]

Are meteor-wishes the same as star wishes or birthday wishes where you can't talk about them or they won't come true?

[parodeity]

[ lbr that was "yeah ok you're full of shit" ]

I think they are pretty much just things you do.

[ they don't actually happen, no...you just do them because they're there. ]

It's like the urge to pull a fire alarm when you see it except it's a thing you actually take part in. Like, not the fire alarm thing, the wish thing. [ he's dropped his head onto john's shoulder so that's where that is at. he probably? won't fall asleep? maybe. ]

[windeity]

[Oh of course it was. But with Dave's head on his shoulder he shifts a little and begins to gently tap out a beat.]

I don't know about you but I would definitely pull fire alarms if I could get away with it. [A grin.] I think it's nice. To do those things. We've talked about this before but wishes are interesting to me.

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[ haha fuck you john. it takes a little bit for the song to click because he's paying attention to john talking but then it's a game of is dave flushed because of cold or because he's actually starting to blush a little. WHO KNOWS it's both probably. ]

Of course you would, and no, I wouldn't. So if wishes are so interestin' are you going to share any, or are you a devout wishes must be secret kinda guy?

[windeity]

[It's cute, let him live. He's still unsure about a lot of things but he's pretty comfortable like this and he turns briefly to nuzzle his face into Dave's hair solely to try and embarrass him anyway. Thanks John.]

Wishes are incredibly sacred, Dave. But I suppose I can tell you about one or two of them if you are really that interested.

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[ okay, far enough. as much a cat as ever dave's pushed exactly far enough to try to shove the china back over the other side of the table, and he shifts to - brush his lips over john's jaw? it's played off like an accident since he's (apparently) angling to speak more quietly and needs to be closer to be heard but it's just a small counterargument. counterattack. whatever! ]

Tell me.

[windeity]

[Here's another fun game: was that a shiver because he's also feeling the chill from the winter air or because of Dave? Let's not find out.]

Hm...I had a few on my list. A good Christmas is pretty far up there...I still have some things left to do for the charity drive but it's been fun so far and I hope it actually means something to someone out there. I wish for answers a lot, but I get we can't have too many of them all at once. And I wished for you. So two out of three so far isn't bad.

[parodeity]

[ hey, what the fuck. who says this shit. what the fuck!

dave ends up laughing in john's face so that's fine. it's the best default "what the hell do i say here" reaction except probably not if you don't know it's a thing. ]

Yeah? I made out pretty okay on the charity drive, too. And you're technically still in charge of Christmas.

[windeity]

[John: I'm not into guys.
Also John: aggressively and blatantly hits on a guy.

Still, it's a good thing he's used to this reaction and that he's had enough exposure to Dave laughing at him when he says shit like this and it's for that reason he's not even bothered. Instead he just pushes his head against Dave's slightly.]

Shut up. [But also yeah, okay, his brain stalls a little on the words "made out" because like. Yes? He's still a teenager and he has a really hot boyfriend (?), it's normal. This is the opposite of taking it slow but that's also John's own battle to figure out.] I know Christmas is still mine. It'll be fine. We still have one more to knock out on our list for the charity drive, too, remember?

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[ like the first time dave laughed at the wrong time went over poorly sorry john actually got used to it. he at least stops and rolls his eyes, getting further into john's space to like

hug him loosely basically and use him as a makeshift pillow so apparently john's the only one stalling out about kissing while dave is more focused on stealing JOHN'S BODY HEAT why is he unfairly temperaturely warm. ]

Yeah, yeah. Pick a target and we can go whenever. [ it's muttered into john's shoulder/neck area but hopefully he's used to trying to hear dave murmuring. ] Oh.

[ pulling back a little. ]

There. [ one meteor spotted, so he shuts up and tracks the night sky. ]

[windeity]

[To be fair that was post-nightmare about DEATH, SO! But he doesn't care that Dave's in his personal space as usual and again he thinks maybe this should have been the tip-off. Instead, he's moving a little so that Dave can be more comfortable even as he watches from the corner of his eye.]

We could ambush one of my other partners or one of the girls--[But he doesn't finish that thought because Dave suddenly spots meteors and he looks up to fix his gaze on the sky again.] How fast do they really move? Is it like a bunch of them will appear or one every ten minutes?

[parodeity]

[ lmao yeah get used to that reaction john. dave’s voice when he responds is quiet and calm and maybe drowsy but whatever. ]

It varies. This time should be peak shower hours so we’ll probably see a technical amount of lots.

[windeity]

That's so cool. [It's whispered even while he's focused on the sky. Meteors are cool to see even given what they mean to the two of them, and he's not at all lost on the fact that Dave's quiet and calm. He doesn't mind. He's not going to tell him to go to sleep since Dave will be stubborn and refuse, but he's also preparing himself for that possibility.]

Do you think it's dumb to want to be up there with them someday? Like up close and personal.

[parodeity]

[ it's starting to be a pavlovian response to curling up against john.

POSSIBLY BECAUSE HE KEEPS SKIPPING SLEEP FOR DAYS BEFORE DOING THIS, but yeah. ]

Nah. The heart wants what the heart wants, and etc, so like. Whatever. It's pretty cool in space. Weird but cool. Could do without dream bubbles but like otherwise. Hey, John?

[windeity]

[Consider: taking a nap. He doesn't mind because it means that maybe Dave really is comfortable around him and that's a pretty big deal.]

I remember parts of space. [He's about to ask some more about dream bubbles, but then Dave changes the subject and he looks down at him again.] What's up?

[parodeity]

...Do you want to keep doing Saturdays the same? [ he'd probably answer about dream bubbles. they're stupid. karkat asked him to caress his dream hologram once or something. ]

[windeity]

Do I get to have Saturdays with you again? [Ah. He would leave it at that, but uh. They just had a conversation about answering questions with questions, so he tries again.] I don't know about keeping them exactly the same? I would like to do other things with you, too, but I like having the time to spend with just you. I know you're my best friend and we live together but it's kind of nice having a solid block of time to look forward to all the time.

[parodeity]

What do you mean other things? [ wait. he just did the question thing. um. ] I mean, do you want to...alternate them, or split them up. Into...what we usually do, and different things?

[ he could probably stand to specify. ]

Actual official things. [ he could stand to specify more, but that's apparently as far as specifics go here. ]