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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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You’re the only person I’ve kissed since like February.

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...May for me. You’re the first person I’ve wanted to really kiss since Vic and I broke up.

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That said if you do have to kiss your way out of bat hell I get it. Apparently they multiply?

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It's okay. I'll do my best to avoid that but what do you mean they multiply? They're bats.

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...I time travel and you control wind.

[ WHY ARE YOU SHOCKED BATS CAN MULTIPLY ]

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Yeah. What does that have to do with this? [Things John isn't following: this.]

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So why does anything else ever weird you out? The universe was a frog.

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You are really fixated on the frog thing, aren't you? [He's opening the bedroom door then now that they're up in the dorm. Mewpac is, predictably, curled up on Dave's pillow.]

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[ dave makes zero moves to get off john's back. ] I had to breed the damn things I'm allowed to be fixated on 'em.

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[He's certainly not kicking him off either.]

Why was it you and Jade? Where were Rose and I?

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Busy. [ cool guess john is stuck with dave on his back 5ever ] Windy heroic bullshit and game breaking bullshit.

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[He's comfy it's fine.] What the fuck was Rose doing to try and break the game? And if she broke the game wouldn't we all, like, die again?

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[ is he going to deposit them on a bed or just loiter standing and holding dave ]

Shenanigans. And...no clue? No one ever really broke it, you know? It's hard to break the framework of the universe. Even when it looked broken, it was a piece of the grand scheme.

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[He's moving to drop Dave on his bed eventually but he's immediately joining him so he can cuddle up to him. Apparently they can change into pajamas later.]

Seeing how I remember what the universe looked like when it was broken, forgive me if I have a hard time believing everything about that. I mean I do just because our universe was dumb, but I keep waiting for it to be less dumb.

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[ what if they don't!! but dave just makes sure mewpac isn't jostled off Her Pillow before he curls up into john, still cold and unwilling to move that far away. ]

Don't hold your breath, dude. Even if that might not kill you now?

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[Considering Dave slept in his skinny jeans and John slept in a Santa suit in the last two weeks it's probably fine? Still, Mewpac makes herself comfy and John's arms immediately wind around Dave to warm him up.]

I am not sure I want to test that. But do you think this means I could breathe under water and stuff?

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You can breathe in space.

[ ...SO...MAYBE??? but everyone can breathe in space. ]

I don't know. We could test it, I guess?

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Good point. I don't see why not. It'd be good to know. [Sounds like a good way for John to possibly drown but whatever.] Not right now though.

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I occasionally wish you'd agree to shit like that less readily, but you wouldn't be you if you didn't. [ he snorts. ] So, uh, do you want to pick Saturday's agenda? For the rest of the month.

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I'm choosing to take that as a compliment rather than an insult. [But...] There's what, two Saturdays left in the year? Three? That is a lot of responsibility. But I think I could come up with something. Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve are on Sundays, too.

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Do you care that your weekends at the end of the month are booked?

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[There isn't a verbal reply because he's busy scooting closer to press another gentle kiss to Dave's mouth. So probably not, no.]

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[ ...like okay, cool, he'll kiss back just as gentle and slow for a second before laughing and taking john's glasses off to. set on his desk? ]

You'll still wanna do party shit with everyone, though, so we can when I figure out who the hell is throwin' some.

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[As soon as John's glasses are off his hand comes up to paw at Dave's shades. Those apparently should come off, too?]

Yeah. Be my calendar and figure out what everybody else is planning and I'll make it work.

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[ WHOA. john's wrist pretty flashstep immediately has a hand on it, gripping lightly but firmly even though dave can't seem to. decide what he's doing here. but his reaction to people trying to grab his shades is always pretty automatic. ]

Dude. [ not chiding and not a protest, exactly, but like? ]