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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[He smirks a little.] If you want to kiss people under the bats, I guess that’s okay. I can forgive you. [It’s easier to tease about this now that he’s a little more secure. ]

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You’re the only person I’ve kissed since like February.

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...May for me. You’re the first person I’ve wanted to really kiss since Vic and I broke up.

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That said if you do have to kiss your way out of bat hell I get it. Apparently they multiply?

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It's okay. I'll do my best to avoid that but what do you mean they multiply? They're bats.

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...I time travel and you control wind.

[ WHY ARE YOU SHOCKED BATS CAN MULTIPLY ]

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Yeah. What does that have to do with this? [Things John isn't following: this.]

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So why does anything else ever weird you out? The universe was a frog.

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You are really fixated on the frog thing, aren't you? [He's opening the bedroom door then now that they're up in the dorm. Mewpac is, predictably, curled up on Dave's pillow.]

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[ dave makes zero moves to get off john's back. ] I had to breed the damn things I'm allowed to be fixated on 'em.

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[He's certainly not kicking him off either.]

Why was it you and Jade? Where were Rose and I?

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Busy. [ cool guess john is stuck with dave on his back 5ever ] Windy heroic bullshit and game breaking bullshit.

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[He's comfy it's fine.] What the fuck was Rose doing to try and break the game? And if she broke the game wouldn't we all, like, die again?

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[ is he going to deposit them on a bed or just loiter standing and holding dave ]

Shenanigans. And...no clue? No one ever really broke it, you know? It's hard to break the framework of the universe. Even when it looked broken, it was a piece of the grand scheme.

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[He's moving to drop Dave on his bed eventually but he's immediately joining him so he can cuddle up to him. Apparently they can change into pajamas later.]

Seeing how I remember what the universe looked like when it was broken, forgive me if I have a hard time believing everything about that. I mean I do just because our universe was dumb, but I keep waiting for it to be less dumb.

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[ what if they don't!! but dave just makes sure mewpac isn't jostled off Her Pillow before he curls up into john, still cold and unwilling to move that far away. ]

Don't hold your breath, dude. Even if that might not kill you now?

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[Considering Dave slept in his skinny jeans and John slept in a Santa suit in the last two weeks it's probably fine? Still, Mewpac makes herself comfy and John's arms immediately wind around Dave to warm him up.]

I am not sure I want to test that. But do you think this means I could breathe under water and stuff?

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You can breathe in space.

[ ...SO...MAYBE??? but everyone can breathe in space. ]

I don't know. We could test it, I guess?

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Good point. I don't see why not. It'd be good to know. [Sounds like a good way for John to possibly drown but whatever.] Not right now though.

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I occasionally wish you'd agree to shit like that less readily, but you wouldn't be you if you didn't. [ he snorts. ] So, uh, do you want to pick Saturday's agenda? For the rest of the month.

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I'm choosing to take that as a compliment rather than an insult. [But...] There's what, two Saturdays left in the year? Three? That is a lot of responsibility. But I think I could come up with something. Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve are on Sundays, too.

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Do you care that your weekends at the end of the month are booked?

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[There isn't a verbal reply because he's busy scooting closer to press another gentle kiss to Dave's mouth. So probably not, no.]

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[ ...like okay, cool, he'll kiss back just as gentle and slow for a second before laughing and taking john's glasses off to. set on his desk? ]

You'll still wanna do party shit with everyone, though, so we can when I figure out who the hell is throwin' some.

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[As soon as John's glasses are off his hand comes up to paw at Dave's shades. Those apparently should come off, too?]

Yeah. Be my calendar and figure out what everybody else is planning and I'll make it work.