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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER | RED | #E00707
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[windeity]

Okay, well, joke's on you because mine is linked to you. So we are even.

[parodeity]

[ dave is dead silent for like two minutes, apparently shocked at this news before he covers his face with his hands. ] For fuck's sake.

[windeity]

So...we're both hypocrites, aren't we.

[parodeity]

...Basically, yeah. Why'd you use yours on me?

[windeity]

Do you really have to ask?

[parodeity]

[ ... ] No. [ his hands drop to his sides, and his shoulders slump. ] I'm the most important person here to you, too.

[windeity]

About time you realized that.

[parodeity]

[ he flips john off. ]

So, yeah, okay. We're both giant hypocrites because I'd still die for you even if you told me not to, but you would do the same damn thing.

[windeity]

[There's a smirk.] Looks like it. Can we maybe not die though? We already did that.

[parodeity]

But we're so good at it. [ his wry tone is 100% joking. ]

[windeity]

[He rolls his eyes.]

Shut up. So at least we have a one-time-save on both of us. That helps a little.

[He glances at the oven then.] Are they done?

[parodeity]

Yep. [ he'll just get them out...

he learned from ignis so they should be good??? he'll plate them up and glide over to the table, though. ]

...I won't get you killed again, though.

[windeity]

[He's eyeing these little pastries, but the conversation isn't lost on him.]

I am not really that concerned about that. I already know you're going to do everything possible to make sure it won't happen.

[parodeity]

[ dave sits down at the table, taking his own pastry. ] Yeah, just. I'm still sorry, y'know?

[windeity]

[He's blowing on his own pastry to cool it a bit.]

Let me ask you this. If I said "sorry I wasn't fast enough to save you" what would you say?

[parodeity]

[ he sets his pastry back down and props his chin on his hand instead. ] You already know and I know you know. [ ... ] Point taken. But if I said to you what you know I'd say, would it make you feel any different?

[windeity]

[A shrug.] I don't know. I think you and I have developed a really bad habit of being reckless for each other, but I am also not sure I want to stop that.

[parodeity]

...I always had that. [ MAY AS WELL COP TO IT. ]

[windeity]

We'll talk about why that is worrying later. So...what do we do about that? There's two of us who are like that now. Should we be worried?

[parodeity]

It's just kind of part of - [ a shrug. he doesn't feel like explaining, and anyway it's not really a huge concern. ] It's not a thing I know how to stop doing about you. You just...matter too much to think straight when it comes to shit like that.

[windeity]

...do you think maybe this makes us kind of co-dependent now? [Neither of them would really do well if something happened, he thinks.]

[parodeity]

...Do you think we ever weren't? [ because he's not so sure. ]

[windeity]

Um. [Good...point.] Maybe not. I guess maybe we didn't realize it because we were always separated.

[parodeity]

[ he kind of seems to consider that, and shakes his head. ] No, I kinda knew I was. You're just dumb.

[windeity]

Wait why am I dumb? How was I supposed to know?