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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER | RED | #E00707
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[parodeity]

[ he sets his pastry back down and props his chin on his hand instead. ] You already know and I know you know. [ ... ] Point taken. But if I said to you what you know I'd say, would it make you feel any different?

[windeity]

[A shrug.] I don't know. I think you and I have developed a really bad habit of being reckless for each other, but I am also not sure I want to stop that.

[parodeity]

...I always had that. [ MAY AS WELL COP TO IT. ]

[windeity]

We'll talk about why that is worrying later. So...what do we do about that? There's two of us who are like that now. Should we be worried?

[parodeity]

It's just kind of part of - [ a shrug. he doesn't feel like explaining, and anyway it's not really a huge concern. ] It's not a thing I know how to stop doing about you. You just...matter too much to think straight when it comes to shit like that.

[windeity]

...do you think maybe this makes us kind of co-dependent now? [Neither of them would really do well if something happened, he thinks.]

[parodeity]

...Do you think we ever weren't? [ because he's not so sure. ]

[windeity]

Um. [Good...point.] Maybe not. I guess maybe we didn't realize it because we were always separated.

[parodeity]

[ he kind of seems to consider that, and shakes his head. ] No, I kinda knew I was. You're just dumb.

[windeity]

Wait why am I dumb? How was I supposed to know?

[parodeity]

I dunno, by noticing how you felt about me, I guess? [ that would be asking john to think about codependency though ]

[windeity]

I still wouldn't have known, so shut up. [He sticks out his tongue.] I have never known what co-dependency is.

[parodeity]

It's us. We're the poster children for co-dependency, congrats. Do you want to give a speech for the acceptance?

[windeity]

I wouldn't be able to do it without you. [He rolls his eyes.] Why didn't anyone else point it out before?

[parodeity]

You sure Rose didn't?

[windeity]

If she did I absolutely was not listening. Do you think she did?

[parodeity]

Probably, she talked to me about it sometimes. [ a shrug. ]

[windeity]

What exactly did she say?

[parodeity]

Pretty much pointed remarks whenever I mentioned you or whatnot. [ dryly. ]

[windeity]

Have we ever considered telling Rose to mind her own business?

[parodeity]

Yeah, when exactly has that one ever worked for you? Also, she would tell you I am her business.

[windeity]

And while she's not wrong about that, I think maybe she would consider listening this time. Maybe. I could make a very convincing case.

[parodeity]

Oh really? Lay it on me. Pretend I'm my sister. [ he looks enough like her sometimes. ]

[windeity]

Seriously? [Like yes, they look alike, but also what?] Okay, wow, um. Hold on, I was not prepared for that.

[...] Rose, I know you have a lot of opinions on stuff but have you considered psychoanalyzing people not me or Dave?

[parodeity]

[ he tries to rein in his drawl, mimicking rose's diction and volume and oh so elegantly raising his eyebrows in the faintest amused disbelief. ] Now, where would the fun in that be?