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[splinten]

Can't shut up, I've got a commission.
Someone wants me to draw the Cookie Monster.

[parodeity]

youre the one who said step one of puppet acclimation should be you drawing designs
is that not still the plan
beyond wanting to get used to shit thats important to you
i think
it would probably be nice
if i could tolerate puppets instead of them just being this vague triggery bullshit lurking in the distance
so it falls under sorting my shit out twofold

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also do you even take commissions have i corrupted you that far

[splinten]

I do want to, though I'm a little worried about doing it right now when you're already on edge.
If you're good with it though then I'll come home right now and draw a Cookie Monster masterpiece just for you.
I do not take commissions. I do take requests.

[parodeity]

youre the one who used the word commissions

its a different kind of on edge
or
look
youll offset it
im hoping
if it freaks me out too much which i dont think the drawing portion will
ill let you know

what are you doing anyway

[splinten]

Apparently, this. See you in three.

[parodeity]

wait you didnt tell me what you were doing before this

rude

[splinten]

Wasting time, bro. The usual thing Id o.
Although this time it was not drones. General computer part assembly.

[parodeity]

can you help me make an iron tomorrow

[ he keeps bringing this up?

dave will probably start randomly ironing dirk's clothes if he gets an iron fair warning ]

[splinten]

You have a fixation. Ok, sure.

[parodeity]

you cant get a good crease w/o an iron
im in the tv room btw

[splinten]

[Dirk pops up down there. He has a sketchpad under his arm? And a bunch of colouring pencils. He drops down onto the couch.]

What are we watching?

[parodeity]

Uhhhhh. Good question.

[ he was in the tv room.....lazing on the couch messing with his communicator. dave drags his knees in so there's room for dirk to sit. ]

Gilligan's Island?

[splinten]

Do you really want to watch Gilligan's Island.

[Here. On their Island. In the middle of the sea.]

[parodeity]

...Well, not if you're that against it. Life of Brian.

[ so JUDGMENTAL ]

[splinten]

Life of Brian's good. [Life of Brian is hilarious? Judean People's Front vs the People's Front of Judea. It's so funny how the left fractures and becomes useless from in-fighting in the face of authoritarian forces.]

[parodeity]

I'll just watch the other option with someone else.

[ like, if he remembers at all. dave holds out a hand for a red pencil and some paper because obviously he needs to be involved in this nonsense.

how is dirk supposed to read his mind here ]

[splinten]

[Dirk gives him

some paper and a red pencil, because Dirk reads minds.]

[parodeity]

[ see this is why dave confuses dirk sometimes? sometimes he can just give dirk no context and dirk immediately catches on???????? and then he doesn't bother to explain his mental processes even moreso than usual.

oh well. dave will start to doodle, though he's leaning against the armrest and using his legs as like a makeshift table so. it's hard to tell what the fuck he's doing. he will set up the movie first actually though hold on. ]

BTW, I think he's jealous of you so like, sorry.

[splinten]

Karkat? [Well. Dirk is doodling his own cookie monster masterpiece, so Dirk has no right to judge whatever Dave is doing.] I figured. I was jealous of him during the whole fiasco over Lil Cal.

[parodeity]

[ at some point dave needs to like...look...........at dirk drawing the puppet.......he has not yet.

he just frowns. ]

What, why?

[splinten]

Because you could trust in and rely on and take comfort in him, while I scared you and hurt you.

[So. He was jealous. He wanted what Karkat had: Dave's trust, the opportunity to give Dave any comfort. A worthiness to love Dave.]

[parodeity]

Eh. Difference is, that didn't sound like what he was jealous of. Just the whole - how we dealt with...that. Not that specifically.

[ his eyes drift over towards dirk's sketchpad and away lightning quick. nope not yet. ]

The part where I talk to you still even when we're fightin'. I think he didn't realize there've been times when I go quiet on you for a bit, too.

[ or...times he sent Less clingy texts? which was "quiet" for dave. ]

I didn't explain the differences 'cause I didn't want to get into 'em, but I figured I should warn you.

[splinten]

[Ah. Dirk thinks about that for a moment.]

Why do you think that needs a warning? Vantas didn't seem likely to be nasty to me, based on his texts.

[parodeity]

So you don't say anythin' that might hurt him in a way you wouldn't mean to.

[ obviously.

(that was not obvious?) ]