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[splinten]

It's just Komaeda. [No one else actually bugs him.] Pretty sure you'd kill me if I let my uncertainty about Hinata cut him out at this point.

[parodeity]

I think you already know who I don't wanna be around, anyway?

[ so. why are you asking, bro. ]

But yeah. I think you lose out on enough in this that you don't need to add more to it, like, ever?

[splinten]

There's always a chance someone has slipped past my attention. You can dodge me too. [Mm. He tries to be clear about his feelings.] It isn't like you take anyone away from me. Any injury to you is an injury to me.

[parodeity]

[ dirk has a feeling dave won't tell him. he's usually right about that kind of thing, and dave's neutral stare isn't very encouraging in that regard.

he's quiet for a fairly long time, considering.

then he proves dirk wrong at least this once. ]

...The two of them. [ reluctantly, he actually answers. ] Not really interested in hangin' around Rin, but that's a different sort of "don't want to". Kind of don't like hangin' around either troll at the moment.

[ karkat for obvious awkward reasons and kanaya because her moirail is komaeda and dave's not sure he trusts her to have their backs if it comes down to a choice. he feels bad thinking it, and hasn't vocalized it to rose, because who the hell would do that. it's a dumb thought. ]

[splinten]

[Oh. Dave told him.

Dirk leans over, and he hugs Dave.]

Thanks.

[parodeity]

[ DRAW YOUR DAMN PUPPET, DIRK ]

Yeah, yeah. Just don't do anythin' stupid.

[splinten]

[He's distracted by needing to hug Dave! but fine he'll let go]

You'd be an idiot about anyone I told you I disliked.

[parodeity]

You definitely don't know that for sure.

[ dirk mostly knows that for sure. well, dave might tolerate people more? but admittedly not gelling with people he loves is a quick way to get him to bother less. ]

[splinten]

I do. This knowledge is that which I take with absolute certainty.

[also he'll draw more cookie monster now i guess]

[parodeity]

It's different when you like the people in question.

[ than just going BY THE WAY, I CAN'T STAND BEING AROUND KOMAEDA? ]

[splinten]

Is that me as 'you' or a general 'you'?

[btw the cookie monster is gonna end up cartoonish, but the cookies themselves will be bizarrely photorealistic.]

[parodeity]

[ does..........dirk want cookies? ]

Uh. In this situation it's you as "me". But wouldn't you not want to say if you hated, like, Hotaru.

[splinten]

I wouldn't want to say that because in this hypothetical scenario, I'd be hiding the fact that I'm a complete and total monster.

[ONLY MONSTERS CAN HATE HOTARU???]

[parodeity]

P Diddy, then.

[ is that more accurate. ]

[splinten]

I was honest with you about my wariness and uncertainty about the Kharaa.

[But then had to like them... because Dave did]

[parodeity]

You never once said you disliked them to my face.

[ HE'S PRETTY SURE? ]

And I never said to you that I trusted or liked certain people on that list. I just didn't say otherwise.

[splinten]

[Hm.] 'Certain people.' [He's now trying to remember if Dave ever lied to him about these people.]

[parodeity]

I'll help you out. I avoided giving an opinion on them or talked about your opinion on them.

[ at most he would have said they were "fine". ]

[splinten]

So no blatant lies? Thanks.

[why does Dave get a hair ruffle for this.

why are Dirk's Cookie Monster cookies so hyperrealistic]

[parodeity]

You already put up with enough shit as a result of this without it startin' to effect people or things you enjoy even more.

[ this still being their relationship? lmao. ]

We have chocolate chips.

[splinten]

What's 'this'? And what 'shit' are you referrin' to?

[Ah yes, the defensive Southernness.]

...Okay? [Yay they have chocolate chips?]

[parodeity]

Us. And my issues.

[ o b v i o u s l y. this time he doesn't immediately call dirk on his defensive southernness. ]

Do you or do you not want cookies?

[splinten]

I don't want cookies, and you seriously under-appreciate the positive impact you have on my life.

[parodeity]

Dude, I'm pretty sure you're craving chocolate chip cookies?

[ HE SENSES IT no seriously those cookies are way too well drawn? ]

And maybe I do, but I don't think I'm off the mark that I do have a negative one, too.

[splinten]

I'm contrasting the hyperrealism of the cookies with the cartoonishness of the Cookie Monster.

[It's art.]

Obviously you've hurt me and we've had disagreements, and I've hurt you back. Do you think I've been bad for you though? Because my opinion is that you've been good for me.