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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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I didn't say I knew how to do it! [A huff.] Obviously I would not make you do that alone if I could help it.

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I dunno, Eggs, now I'm wonderin' if you were just trying to ditch me?? [ he's super joking. ]

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After I spent multiple lifetimes trying to keep you? Fat chance. [He's walking and the area around them begins to ripple and change, the digital landscape fading away and beginning to turn into a beautiful, lush forest.]

Don't get mad it's the great outdoors.

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I don't see any snow, so for now I'll keep my ire at bay. [ besides, there's john? dave's walking slightly behind him though. ]

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I would never take you somewhere where there was only snow. [...not without warning anyway, but he holds a hand behind him for Dave to take.] I'm actually surprised this showed up again. I wasn't sure it would after I left the first time. I did not get very far in exploring but I wanted to show you something cool.

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[ dave takes john's hand immediately. ] Is it a waterfall?

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What makes you think it's a waterfall? [He doesn't deny it, but it's a curious question. As they walk, beautiful, color flowers pop up as vines dangle from above. Crystal-like orbs glint in the sunlight and John continues to walk.]

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Simple hope? [ basically he wants to see one ]

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Cute. [He grins happily as they walk eventually approach the more lavish area of the ground, a river, and what sounds like a waterfall in the distance. But more importantly, he points something out for Dave.]

We can definitely look for one, but check it out. [He's leading him forward and directing him to a photo cut-out stand.] These things look ancient.

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[ wow, shut up, he isn't cute - although maybe there's something cute about the way he lights up at the sight of the photo cut-out? dave might not seem expressive at first glance to the casual observer, but john has known him long enough and well enough to recognize the slight curl of his lips, the way his eyebrows lift, the way he looks around with sudden intense interest. ]

This is the weirdest goddamned place for a tourist trap but you know what? Sold.

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[He notices. He notices and he feels his heart swell a little knowing he was spot-on that his boyfriend's thrilled with his discovery.]

That's what I said. There are a few of them around. I'm not sure why? Or, like, if we are supposed to do something with them but I figured it wouldn't hurt to explore and see where they lead us.

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So, you gonna go pose first? [ dave already has his camera out, dropping john's hand. ] We could always use more pictures to hang up.

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You know you're going to run out of wall space, Dave. [But he goes like a good boyfriend and settles behind the cut-out, head suddenly hovering over the body of a wise wizard with a long white beard. Neither of them knows what will happen when Dave takes the picture...but it might be a surprise for both of them.]

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So buy me more walls? [ how.

but also he's snapping that picture! ]

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So what you are saying is to buy you a bigger house. [He grins, and Dave takes the picture! It looks fine, probably.

Granted, John steps away from the photo cut-out...and now has a white beard and a wizard's hat. Congratulations kids.] Or we can add an expansion wing?

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No fuck you we ain't movin' - [ dave's checking the shot before he looks up at john and breaks off mid sentence, laughing. ] Well, shit. You're missing the santa suit, babe.

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I didn't say moving. And what are you even--[Oh. Oh no. He tugs on the beard, a little "ow!" indicating the thing sure is stuck and he turns to Dave to pout.] The Santa suit got returned to the mall. Fix it!

[Or laugh, whatever. He's still trying.]

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Maybe there's a normal-person cutout somewhere? [ no he's still laughing sorry john ]

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[He throws the wizard hat, but it zips right back to him.] You could help me look instead of laughing, you know! [Said as if he wouldn't do the exact same thing if they were reversed.]

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Dude, no way, this is photo worthy. [ he's totally? documenting it? ]

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[...] I will make you a deal. [He's grinning, so maybe that's not a good idea.] You can take as many photos of me like this as you want. But the next one we find you have to let me take the picture.

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[ no what the fuck what if it's something dumb??? ] I'll give you a kiss per photo?

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You'd do that anyway. Admit it. You would totally still kiss me with this dumb wizard beard on my face.

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...I will let you pick the location of said kisses? [ don't at him!!! ]

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Nuh-uh. No kissing until you agree to take a picture behind one of these stupid cut-outs. Deal or no deal?