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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

Put it on our knick knack shelf? [ u can't tell me dave hasn't established like

20 ]

[windeity]

Do we even have room? [His life is suffering but also it's not like John doesn't pick up random crap so. Sure. ] It's sort of cool.

[parodeity]

[ they both collect too much random shit. ] Dude, we always have room. If we don't we have more walls for more shelves.

[ they should never have acquired a house. ]

[windeity]

Yeah, but what if I want to hang other stuff on those walls, Dave? They cannot all be shelves.

[parodeity]

Maybe we'll get the rest of your house back? You know, the "build up" part. Then we'd never run out of shelf space. Or other things on the walls space.

[windeity]

You mean pictures of me that you like taking at whatever opportunity you can? [But he begins to walk forward still carrying Dave. Time to leave, he thinks.] Wouldn't the build up also include imps and ogres though? I think I could skip those.

[parodeity]

Like, maybe, but we could totally take them. [ as long as they don't get back like jack noir ] And also you like it when I take your picture. I think.

[windeity]

I do, yes. [A pause.] It is a nice reminder that you like me, I guess.

[parodeity]

I'd say "because you need reminders?" but even for me that's a little hypocritical. I do like you. I think you're funny and ridiculous and smart when you're not being oblivious and also drop dead gorgeous.

[windeity]

I think you also just described yourself but thanks. [Good boyfriend best friend.] It's just nice to have physical proof this is mutual sometimes. That sounds dumb but whatever.

[parodeity]

[ yeah, okay, john earns a kiss on the cheek. ] It's more than mutual, you know that. What d'you say we go home and watch one of your dumb movies?

[windeity]

[Thanks Dave.] That...sounds like an awesome plan. Let's get out of here. [And without warning he suddenly kicks off into the air to more or less turn Dave into Lois Lane and carry him back down to the floor of their weird jungle adventure.]