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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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Obviously? [ it's not like it takes john any effort. dave is maybe joking though as he grins and holds the camera out awkwardly as far as he can. ] The poster told you to, so you gotta.

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[It doesn't and he poses while Dave gets the camera ready.] Remind me to have a talk about peer pressure later.

[...but he turns to kiss Dave's face for the camera.]

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[ ...good boyfriend, best friend. dave laughs, once. ] Are you suggesting I'm susceptible to peer pressure? I'll have you know when the DARE program came to our school I rated two stickers.

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I don't think we even had the DARE program. I always thought it was a myth. [But he's pleased and also he suddenly looks very much like himself again. There's a sudden weight in his pocket though and he frowns in thought.]

Don't think this is weird but stick your hand in my pocket for a second. [If Dave does so, he will find one (1) wolf head emblem.]

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[ hahaha why wouldn't he immediately shove his hand in john's pocket!!

but the pocket he shoves his hand in is john's back pocket so is that. even the right one. ]

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[It's not, but John looks amused anywhere.] You couldn't wait until we got home to touch my butt?

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[ a shrug. ] You got all anxious when I didn't that one time. [ now the debt has been repaid. anyway he checks the front pockets next. emblem get??? ]

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Thanks for being considerate. [He's still holding him up and in one of the front pockets there is in fact a wolf emblem.] Also I was not anxious...

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Impatient? [ he waves the emblem at john, though. ] We got a cool medal?

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[He knocks his head into Dave's to tell him to shut up.] Cool. What do we do with it now?

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Put it on our knick knack shelf? [ u can't tell me dave hasn't established like

20 ]

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Do we even have room? [His life is suffering but also it's not like John doesn't pick up random crap so. Sure. ] It's sort of cool.

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[ they both collect too much random shit. ] Dude, we always have room. If we don't we have more walls for more shelves.

[ they should never have acquired a house. ]

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Yeah, but what if I want to hang other stuff on those walls, Dave? They cannot all be shelves.

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Maybe we'll get the rest of your house back? You know, the "build up" part. Then we'd never run out of shelf space. Or other things on the walls space.

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You mean pictures of me that you like taking at whatever opportunity you can? [But he begins to walk forward still carrying Dave. Time to leave, he thinks.] Wouldn't the build up also include imps and ogres though? I think I could skip those.

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Like, maybe, but we could totally take them. [ as long as they don't get back like jack noir ] And also you like it when I take your picture. I think.

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I do, yes. [A pause.] It is a nice reminder that you like me, I guess.

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I'd say "because you need reminders?" but even for me that's a little hypocritical. I do like you. I think you're funny and ridiculous and smart when you're not being oblivious and also drop dead gorgeous.

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I think you also just described yourself but thanks. [Good boyfriend best friend.] It's just nice to have physical proof this is mutual sometimes. That sounds dumb but whatever.

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[ yeah, okay, john earns a kiss on the cheek. ] It's more than mutual, you know that. What d'you say we go home and watch one of your dumb movies?

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[Thanks Dave.] That...sounds like an awesome plan. Let's get out of here. [And without warning he suddenly kicks off into the air to more or less turn Dave into Lois Lane and carry him back down to the floor of their weird jungle adventure.]