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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

You sound a little jealous?? [ why are they this way ]

[windeity]

Man, is it possible to be jealous of myself?

[parodeity]

Uh, probably? Or like different versions of yourself. Our lives have been very weird, historically speaking.

[windeity]

You are not wrong. But okay. Ready to take this thing and get out of here?

[parodeity]

I'm ready to be carried. [ ...of course he expects john to match the poster pose with him? carry him? he's ready for his big moment? ]

[windeity]

[Goddamnit. But okay, fine, he's busy picking Dave up to get this over with.]

...wait am I carrying you home, too?

[parodeity]

Obviously? [ it's not like it takes john any effort. dave is maybe joking though as he grins and holds the camera out awkwardly as far as he can. ] The poster told you to, so you gotta.

[windeity]

[It doesn't and he poses while Dave gets the camera ready.] Remind me to have a talk about peer pressure later.

[...but he turns to kiss Dave's face for the camera.]

[parodeity]

[ ...good boyfriend, best friend. dave laughs, once. ] Are you suggesting I'm susceptible to peer pressure? I'll have you know when the DARE program came to our school I rated two stickers.

[windeity]

I don't think we even had the DARE program. I always thought it was a myth. [But he's pleased and also he suddenly looks very much like himself again. There's a sudden weight in his pocket though and he frowns in thought.]

Don't think this is weird but stick your hand in my pocket for a second. [If Dave does so, he will find one (1) wolf head emblem.]

[parodeity]

[ hahaha why wouldn't he immediately shove his hand in john's pocket!!

but the pocket he shoves his hand in is john's back pocket so is that. even the right one. ]

[windeity]

[It's not, but John looks amused anywhere.] You couldn't wait until we got home to touch my butt?

[parodeity]

[ a shrug. ] You got all anxious when I didn't that one time. [ now the debt has been repaid. anyway he checks the front pockets next. emblem get??? ]

[windeity]

Thanks for being considerate. [He's still holding him up and in one of the front pockets there is in fact a wolf emblem.] Also I was not anxious...

[parodeity]

Impatient? [ he waves the emblem at john, though. ] We got a cool medal?

[windeity]

[He knocks his head into Dave's to tell him to shut up.] Cool. What do we do with it now?

[parodeity]

Put it on our knick knack shelf? [ u can't tell me dave hasn't established like

20 ]

[windeity]

Do we even have room? [His life is suffering but also it's not like John doesn't pick up random crap so. Sure. ] It's sort of cool.

[parodeity]

[ they both collect too much random shit. ] Dude, we always have room. If we don't we have more walls for more shelves.

[ they should never have acquired a house. ]

[windeity]

Yeah, but what if I want to hang other stuff on those walls, Dave? They cannot all be shelves.

[parodeity]

Maybe we'll get the rest of your house back? You know, the "build up" part. Then we'd never run out of shelf space. Or other things on the walls space.

[windeity]

You mean pictures of me that you like taking at whatever opportunity you can? [But he begins to walk forward still carrying Dave. Time to leave, he thinks.] Wouldn't the build up also include imps and ogres though? I think I could skip those.

[parodeity]

Like, maybe, but we could totally take them. [ as long as they don't get back like jack noir ] And also you like it when I take your picture. I think.

[windeity]

I do, yes. [A pause.] It is a nice reminder that you like me, I guess.

[parodeity]

I'd say "because you need reminders?" but even for me that's a little hypocritical. I do like you. I think you're funny and ridiculous and smart when you're not being oblivious and also drop dead gorgeous.