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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

If not it will maybe make you shirtless so it's a risk I'm willing to take??

[windeity]

If it doesn't get rid of the beard and wizard hat, I'm definitely making you take the next one. [But he wanders over to stand behind the muscle board anyway.] Snap when you're ready.

[parodeity]

That's fair. [ he's snapping the photo with a laugh. ]

[windeity]

[The good news is the beard and hat disappear! The bad news is John's now in what's effectively a beach-y loincloth with bigger muscles and holding a ukulele. He looks at the guitar for a moment before he looks at Dave.]

This is so your fault.

[parodeity]

[ is that bad news???? dave...helpfully takes a picture. ]

Do you think the girl one would give one of us boobs? Maybe we shouldn't mess with nature. [ ... ] Time for a ukulele solo?

[windeity]

First of all, even though I still like girls I am not sure how I feel about either of us having boobs. Second of all what makes you think I can play the ukulele? [He's already fiddling with the strings though.]

[parodeity]

It's you, of course you can. Also I would look hot with boobs? Although I believe you said I'm already the hottest person you've ever met.

[windeity]

[He begins playing an aimless little tune.] When did I say that again? [There's a grin though so like. He's pretty sure that's true.]

[parodeity]

February fifteenth. You were sayin' I wasn't just a hot guy, etc. [ apparently it stuck out. ]

[windeity]

I forget sometimes that I cannot get anything past the dude of time. [He's...playing Dave's song on the ukulele, though it's missing a lot of notes. Woe.] But that was true then. Even more true now.

[parodeity]

[ dave is still charmed?? ] So, are you cold at all in the whole. Loincloth thing? And also you're the hottest person I know, too.

[windeity]

Don't judge me for this but I am sort of comfortable like this. I think we're in a jungle climate? [Shrug.] I wonder how many of these we have to do though.

[parodeity]

Let's find a terrible 80s fashion one. I will totally let you 80s montage me.

[windeity]

Sure, pick the cool one. [He rolls his eyes, but he begins to walk away while playing the ukulele.] Your turn to try and find it. Think the time thing would help us find it faster?

[parodeity]

That's not how it works, babe. I'd have to loop away from you.

[windeity]

Would you be able to come back?

[parodeity]

Well, yeah. You wouldn't notice me gone at all. [ he'd just go solo himself and then loop back. ]

[windeity]

[He considers this for a moment.] What if something happens to you?

[parodeity]

Then I'd deal with it? [ a shrug. ] I would rather look with you than wander around alone.

[windeity]

I think I like that idea better, too. We probably have to fly to another higher level.

[parodeity]

[ there's a tiny quirked smile. ] Up we go, then. I'm pretty sure if I don't go first I'll get a full view, btw. [ loincloths... ] ...Also, I think I like you normal-you muscular better.

[windeity]

Ugh. Just remember this was your idea, not mine. A loincloth is definitely not my style. After you then? [He's poking an arm in discontent though. Muscles =\]

[parodeity]

Yep. [ and off they go!!

if the forest is magical and listens to suggestions, they should find an 80s cutout pretty quickly. ]

[windeity]

[They have to fly a few canopies up in the jungle-forest, but they'll probably hear 80s music first before they see another cut-out.]

Think that's it?

[parodeity]

Oh my god. Dibs on the blond.

[ HE'S ALREADY GOING OVER, THIS CUTOUT PASSES MUSTER. ]