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[parodeity]

DAVE STRIDER

consider this your warning about stairs. itll just keep happening bro. im telling you man

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[parodeity]

It's you, of course you can. Also I would look hot with boobs? Although I believe you said I'm already the hottest person you've ever met.

[windeity]

[He begins playing an aimless little tune.] When did I say that again? [There's a grin though so like. He's pretty sure that's true.]

[parodeity]

February fifteenth. You were sayin' I wasn't just a hot guy, etc. [ apparently it stuck out. ]

[windeity]

I forget sometimes that I cannot get anything past the dude of time. [He's...playing Dave's song on the ukulele, though it's missing a lot of notes. Woe.] But that was true then. Even more true now.

[parodeity]

[ dave is still charmed?? ] So, are you cold at all in the whole. Loincloth thing? And also you're the hottest person I know, too.

[windeity]

Don't judge me for this but I am sort of comfortable like this. I think we're in a jungle climate? [Shrug.] I wonder how many of these we have to do though.

[parodeity]

Let's find a terrible 80s fashion one. I will totally let you 80s montage me.

[windeity]

Sure, pick the cool one. [He rolls his eyes, but he begins to walk away while playing the ukulele.] Your turn to try and find it. Think the time thing would help us find it faster?

[parodeity]

That's not how it works, babe. I'd have to loop away from you.

[windeity]

Would you be able to come back?

[parodeity]

Well, yeah. You wouldn't notice me gone at all. [ he'd just go solo himself and then loop back. ]

[windeity]

[He considers this for a moment.] What if something happens to you?

[parodeity]

Then I'd deal with it? [ a shrug. ] I would rather look with you than wander around alone.

[windeity]

I think I like that idea better, too. We probably have to fly to another higher level.

[parodeity]

[ there's a tiny quirked smile. ] Up we go, then. I'm pretty sure if I don't go first I'll get a full view, btw. [ loincloths... ] ...Also, I think I like you normal-you muscular better.

[windeity]

Ugh. Just remember this was your idea, not mine. A loincloth is definitely not my style. After you then? [He's poking an arm in discontent though. Muscles =\]

[parodeity]

Yep. [ and off they go!!

if the forest is magical and listens to suggestions, they should find an 80s cutout pretty quickly. ]

[windeity]

[They have to fly a few canopies up in the jungle-forest, but they'll probably hear 80s music first before they see another cut-out.]

Think that's it?

[parodeity]

Oh my god. Dibs on the blond.

[ HE'S ALREADY GOING OVER, THIS CUTOUT PASSES MUSTER. ]

[windeity]

I don't know if I'll look good with a mullet. [But he's heading that way!] You're a cute blond though so I guess that makes sense.

[parodeity]

Flattery will get you basically everywhere. [ this is going to have to be a crude selfie... ] Ready, babe?

[windeity]

About as ready as I'll ever be. [He sticks his face through the mullet cutout and waits.] One, two...

[parodeity]

Three. [ AND NOW they are ready for the 80s. ] ...What if we just go home like this.

[ dave why ]

[windeity]

[He just. Stares at him???] I like the clothes but I definitely could do without the mullet. Are you going to cut my hair again if we do?

[parodeity]

I mean, yes. [ hm... ] But we should probably find the end of this phototrail. I suppose I will have to give up my dream of watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure like this.