never have i ever / jousting

[parodeity]

[ MEMBERS ]

Dave	John	Michel	Minato

Comments

[windeity]

there's gross and then there's biohazardous but when you grow more arms i will be here waiting.
i feel like this game is easier in person because i somehow doubt you are going to touch snow.
and see! i am not the only one who knows the rice trick! it totally works right? i didn't dry mine for a few days but it worked after drying out overnight.
but ok fine since we're playing this game...hm! never have i ever posted art online.

[compendiem]

Dave, Michel- photographic proof of touching snow.
Since Mr. Clean's life depends on it, John and I will tally cups of fish water we'll drink later. When I grow more arms, I'll carry you instead of the other way around.
...1 step closer to making that happen.
I have never played a full song on the piano.

[parodeity]

hey what the fuck

[ he sends two pictures because he got hit twice in a row. :/ ]

never have i ever needed to wear prescription glasses

[compendiem]

Are your shades not prescription?

[ Why do you never take them off, Dave... It's as suspicious as Kyouko's gloves ]

[parodeity]

nah john gave them to me
ben stiller used to own these sweet frames
apparently
i have the certificate of authenticity and everything
and a signed pic of him?
so you know super ironic
or at least what i previously believed to be the pinnacle of irony
or at least smth rly cool

[compendiem]

Wow. I would never let them leave my sights either. You have that covered.
...
Never have I ever owned Ben Stiller's sweet frames.

[parodeity]

[ ANOTHER PICTURE OF HIS POOR GLOVELESS HAND IN SNOW ]

whats this flagrant betrayal
never have i ever owned a magical bow

[compendiem]

What? Hey.
Fine.
If John gave it to you, he'd have owned it once too, right? I'm not letting him escape biohazard water.

[windeity]

oh come on! i never owned stiller's shades in this lifetime and i am pretty sure i just mailed them to him in the last?
and i am already two in so shut up.
never have i ever owned a cat that only has two eyes.

[parodeity]

oh really
what if i say
never have i ever owned a movie prop rabbit
do you suddenly want to rethink those claims egbert
(btw i am saying that)
(btw x2 i forgive you minato i still love you)

[windeity]

what!! the fuck!!
dude go after michel for once and not me!

[compendiem]

A movie prop rabbit...
1. My roommate's cat doesn't count since it's not my name on the registration papers.
2. Never have I ever owned a cat with more than two eyes. I'm assuming it's John's cat, if not, sorry Dave, I still love you.

[deathboss]

Hey don't drag me in this I'm just popcorning at everything.

There will be photographic pictures of snow in an hour when I tally up how much I owe.
I just can't stop doing this video right in the middle! That's like...a video no-no man. Your creative juices need to be flowing freely.

[parodeity]

[ two more pictures bc cat with two eyes and cat w more than two eyes. his fingers are a little red now. ]

is john laughing indignantly yet
i bet he is
never have i ever owned a car

and its ok an iou works

[compendiem]

I can save you some mutant arm growing water in case that hand gets frostbite and falls off.
This car's more trouble than it's worth...
Never have I ever had my own channel. You'll have to lie in the snow instead of touching it a hundred times, Michel.

[deathboss]

Wow.

If you want me to video myself jumping in a snowbank in my swimming suit, then I'll do it cause at this point I'm not sure how many points I have anymore.

[Also because, videos.]

Never have I ever gotten in trouble with the law.

[He's curious at this point.]

[parodeity]

[ FUCK.

two more pictures, for a channel and apparently trouble with the law. ]

all you all suck

[compendiem]

What did you do.

[windeity]

i've never owned a channel, dave stop picking on casey, and what are we counting as trouble with the law, exactly?
and yes what did you do...

[parodeity]

nothing major
just some street art that was not strictly legal
i got an earful for it dont worry

[deathboss]

See I've always been for good street art. Like there's real pretty ones that make place so colorful and amazing...but if I was paying for a building I guess I'd be pissed too.

Sorry I just got caught in the moment of asking more difficult questions.

[windeity]

that makes sense though.
also yeah these questions are too targeted soooo...
never have i ever ridden a horse.

[parodeity]

oh fuck you like that one wasnt semi targeted
never have i ever gone to prom

[windeity]

i have a question. what if none of us have done the thing?

[compendiem]

Then that's really sad. Michel, you're our last hope. Please have gone to prom.