never have i ever / jousting

[parodeity]

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Dave	John	Michel	Minato

Comments

[parodeity]

never have i ever planned out an actual tattoo design to get
also powers got me

[windeity]

nice try but i do not have the full thing planned so that doesn't count.
and i can control the wind and fly and stuff! it was annoying not to have them when i knew i could.
i will make pies for everybody but who would the eating contest be for?

[parodeity]

[ because clearly dave has a grudge of some sort: ]

never have i ever lived in washington

[compendiem]

The pie eating contest is also for me.
Never have I ever... known where Washington is off the top of my head, actually. Is it nice?

[deathboss]

Don't remind me. 😣 I'm still trying to remember all of the states. Canada was much more simple. I hope other me was really good at geography so I can miraculously look amazing on my next test.

[windeity]

washington is pretty far from here and it's really nice if you like nature and music.
on the other hand i have absolutely no idea where anything is in canada and japan so i think we're even.

[parodeity]

i know where tokyo tower is
does that get me any brownie points at all

[deathboss]

That's the mini eiffel tower, right? I think I saw that in an anime...

[compendiem]

Anime knowledge does not count, no. "Tokyo Tower is in Tokyo" does not count either.

[parodeity]

this absolute betrayal

[compendiem]

I have to draw the line somewhere.

[windeity]

i have to agree that this is betrayal, minato :(

[compendiem]

Touch snow, drink water, and get revenge, then.

[deathboss]

...never have I ever touched snow.

[compendiem]

Joke's on you. I've slept in slow.

[windeity]

...why, exactly??

squints... snow... I'm tired, ty

[compendiem]

I was tired.

[deathboss]

Honestly, I almost would be more surprised if you said "I haven't slept on that" at this point.

[parodeity]

never have i ever gotten drunk at a party

[windeity]

never have i ever sat on the floor of a party and let like 20 cats crawl over me.

[deathboss]

What kind of parties are the both of you running?!

[parodeity]

look it is not my fault the narukamis have 50 cats

[deathboss]

How big is their house?!

[parodeity]

never have i ever smuggled a cat into a cafe

[compendiem]

I need to know who this is targeting.