never have i ever / jousting

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Dave	John	Michel	Minato

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[deathboss]

No, I really like parties and I never really have time for them anymore.

[Stop being so literal Michel.]

[parodeity]

same
i want to go to a normal party

i love how we used to be orderly about these and now it's a free for all so beautiful

[deathboss]

College parties are okay but okay this is going to sound stupid, but have you ever had a board game party too where you play some twenty people werewolf or twister and have cheap but good banquet food.

we don't need order ig

[windeity]

noooo...but that actually sounds like it wouldn't be too bad.

[deathboss]

At first it's a bit awkward especially if no one really knows each other but in a few hours (and booze) you wouldn't believe how insane people are determined to win at twister.

One time my family got invited to try our human-sized bowling alleys. I've wanted to buy a set and film people doing it since then.

[windeity]

i have so many questions about everything you just said, but that still sounds fun.

[deathboss]

It's easier to explain with a picture...

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Imagine doing that after a few hours of socializing (and booze)

[compendiem]

Oh. The humans are the balls. I thought they were going to be the pins...

[deathboss]

Honestly there's probably a version like that too. This is the one I got to try out, the company was doing a bunch of ball-related sports.

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[compendiem]

I need one of those. My own personal space bubble.

[deathboss]

I'm pretty sure you'd get arrested if we talked around town with them...

[compendiem]

Unfair. Why?

[deathboss]

You'd be slamming into everyone and I'm pretty sure you'd be a danger as you walked anywhere...plus you can't fit in a car with that.

[compendiem]

If people kept their distance, they won't get slammed into. I don't need a car to get around. Can't arrest me either if I don't fit.

[windeity]

what about the bus? would it fit on a bus?