never have i ever / jousting

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Dave	John	Michel	Minato

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[parodeity]

1 hey john heads up were filming jousting shit w these two later at some point
2 john meet michel michel meet john ill intro you in person later
3 keep a tally of how many drinks you have to take later and or youre drinking whatever you have on hand
i have aj sweet nectar of the gods
also snow probably
man FUCK snow
i am so sick of this shit
egbert i dont care how much you like catching snowflakes and ice skating im getting rose to pray to the elder gods for endless summer or something
spring can exist also
and fall i guess
but FUCK winter

what was i talking about
oh right ok here we go

never have i ever played in an organized sport

obviously this is top priority

[ this is not top priority. go save zoro from being frozen or something. ]

[compendiem]

John and I have a tankful of water ready.
I'm saved this round, though.

[deathboss]

Hello John! It's nice to read you. Maybe we can meet once you guys are done saving the world while I sit here editing chocobo videos to make a promo for this sweet-ass event. 🐤👌👌

The good news is I have all the paper work ready!! You guys have a lot of things to sign when you come home. Maybe that's the real danger after everything.

Anyway, does participating at the little hockey leagues as a kid count? Cause then I'm loosing already. But that's because it's a crime in Canada not to play hockey at least once in your life.

[windeity]

hey! dave mentioned you so i think that is probably a thing that can happen, haha.
i feel a weird sense of foreboding about that...
minato i have juice in my sylladex please don't drink fish water, that's disgusting and you might grow extra arms.
i think it definitely counts and also what the fuck dave it's the first round, you can't immediately come after me like this.
unfortunately soccer and baseball both count.

[compendiem]

Extra arms sound useful...
Isn't the point to drink something gross? Otherwise there's no penalty.

[parodeity]

oh then i guess i can't use the aj
fuck it i guess i'll touch snow every time i fail
im doing my best to avoid that
also obviously when you play never have i ever you have to hit hard and fast egbert have i taught you nothing
minato make sure he penalties up
dont let him slither his way out
also am i going again
i will because i can i guess

never have i ever needed to google how to save a waterlogged phone

[ hi john, how are you today. ]

[deathboss]

Should I be getting snow from our pool outside in solidarity?

[This is an important question.]

Also wow, that's cruel. I'm already two for two with this.

[Michel can be clumsy. The phone has falling into toilets/swimming pools/the gutters...]

btw the best way to fix it is to leave it in rice and dry it for a few days.

[windeity]

there's gross and then there's biohazardous but when you grow more arms i will be here waiting.
i feel like this game is easier in person because i somehow doubt you are going to touch snow.
and see! i am not the only one who knows the rice trick! it totally works right? i didn't dry mine for a few days but it worked after drying out overnight.
but ok fine since we're playing this game...hm! never have i ever posted art online.

[compendiem]

Dave, Michel- photographic proof of touching snow.
Since Mr. Clean's life depends on it, John and I will tally cups of fish water we'll drink later. When I grow more arms, I'll carry you instead of the other way around.
...1 step closer to making that happen.
I have never played a full song on the piano.

[parodeity]

hey what the fuck

[ he sends two pictures because he got hit twice in a row. :/ ]

never have i ever needed to wear prescription glasses

[compendiem]

Are your shades not prescription?

[ Why do you never take them off, Dave... It's as suspicious as Kyouko's gloves ]

[parodeity]

nah john gave them to me
ben stiller used to own these sweet frames
apparently
i have the certificate of authenticity and everything
and a signed pic of him?
so you know super ironic
or at least what i previously believed to be the pinnacle of irony
or at least smth rly cool

[compendiem]

Wow. I would never let them leave my sights either. You have that covered.
...
Never have I ever owned Ben Stiller's sweet frames.

[parodeity]

[ ANOTHER PICTURE OF HIS POOR GLOVELESS HAND IN SNOW ]

whats this flagrant betrayal
never have i ever owned a magical bow

[compendiem]

What? Hey.
Fine.
If John gave it to you, he'd have owned it once too, right? I'm not letting him escape biohazard water.

[windeity]

oh come on! i never owned stiller's shades in this lifetime and i am pretty sure i just mailed them to him in the last?
and i am already two in so shut up.
never have i ever owned a cat that only has two eyes.

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oh really
what if i say
never have i ever owned a movie prop rabbit
do you suddenly want to rethink those claims egbert
(btw i am saying that)
(btw x2 i forgive you minato i still love you)

[windeity]

what!! the fuck!!
dude go after michel for once and not me!

[compendiem]

A movie prop rabbit...
1. My roommate's cat doesn't count since it's not my name on the registration papers.
2. Never have I ever owned a cat with more than two eyes. I'm assuming it's John's cat, if not, sorry Dave, I still love you.

[deathboss]

Hey don't drag me in this I'm just popcorning at everything.

There will be photographic pictures of snow in an hour when I tally up how much I owe.
I just can't stop doing this video right in the middle! That's like...a video no-no man. Your creative juices need to be flowing freely.

[parodeity]

[ two more pictures bc cat with two eyes and cat w more than two eyes. his fingers are a little red now. ]

is john laughing indignantly yet
i bet he is
never have i ever owned a car

and its ok an iou works

[compendiem]

I can save you some mutant arm growing water in case that hand gets frostbite and falls off.
This car's more trouble than it's worth...
Never have I ever had my own channel. You'll have to lie in the snow instead of touching it a hundred times, Michel.

[deathboss]

Wow.

If you want me to video myself jumping in a snowbank in my swimming suit, then I'll do it cause at this point I'm not sure how many points I have anymore.

[Also because, videos.]

Never have I ever gotten in trouble with the law.

[He's curious at this point.]

[parodeity]

[ FUCK.

two more pictures, for a channel and apparently trouble with the law. ]

all you all suck

[compendiem]

What did you do.