never have i ever / jousting

[parodeity]

[ MEMBERS ]

Dave	John	Michel	Minato

Comments

[compendiem]

A movie prop rabbit...
1. My roommate's cat doesn't count since it's not my name on the registration papers.
2. Never have I ever owned a cat with more than two eyes. I'm assuming it's John's cat, if not, sorry Dave, I still love you.

[deathboss]

Hey don't drag me in this I'm just popcorning at everything.

There will be photographic pictures of snow in an hour when I tally up how much I owe.
I just can't stop doing this video right in the middle! That's like...a video no-no man. Your creative juices need to be flowing freely.

[parodeity]

[ two more pictures bc cat with two eyes and cat w more than two eyes. his fingers are a little red now. ]

is john laughing indignantly yet
i bet he is
never have i ever owned a car

and its ok an iou works

[compendiem]

I can save you some mutant arm growing water in case that hand gets frostbite and falls off.
This car's more trouble than it's worth...
Never have I ever had my own channel. You'll have to lie in the snow instead of touching it a hundred times, Michel.

[deathboss]

Wow.

If you want me to video myself jumping in a snowbank in my swimming suit, then I'll do it cause at this point I'm not sure how many points I have anymore.

[Also because, videos.]

Never have I ever gotten in trouble with the law.

[He's curious at this point.]

[parodeity]

[ FUCK.

two more pictures, for a channel and apparently trouble with the law. ]

all you all suck

[compendiem]

What did you do.

[windeity]

i've never owned a channel, dave stop picking on casey, and what are we counting as trouble with the law, exactly?
and yes what did you do...

[parodeity]

nothing major
just some street art that was not strictly legal
i got an earful for it dont worry

[deathboss]

See I've always been for good street art. Like there's real pretty ones that make place so colorful and amazing...but if I was paying for a building I guess I'd be pissed too.

Sorry I just got caught in the moment of asking more difficult questions.

[windeity]

that makes sense though.
also yeah these questions are too targeted soooo...
never have i ever ridden a horse.

[parodeity]

oh fuck you like that one wasnt semi targeted
never have i ever gone to prom

[windeity]

i have a question. what if none of us have done the thing?

[compendiem]

Then that's really sad. Michel, you're our last hope. Please have gone to prom.

[deathboss]

Well, there was a prom after 'graduating' in elementary in Canada...they got us little hats and outfits too.

[Dammit!]

Never have I ever texted something lewd during classes.

[windeity]

...minato will make sure i drink fish water.

[compendiem]

I'll be here with Michel as a pure, innocent soul.
Never have I ever texted something during class.

[parodeity]

wait wait wait
john what are you drinking water for so far
also god fucking damnit im down two more
never have i ever gotten the flu

[windeity]

uh. organized sports, saving a waterlogged phone, playing a song on the piano, glasses, movie prop rabbit, mutant cat, owning a car, lewd texting, and normal texting. and the flu now, i guess.
so that is to say i hate you all.
never have i ever had a sibling in this lifetime.

[parodeity]

thats absolute bullshit
i cant believe you havent had the decency to ante up
also never have i ever baked a pie

[deathboss]

You guys are going for the hard hitting questions now I see.

Never have I ever gotten a power from my previous life.

[compendiem]

Maybe you have and you just don't know it yet. That's how it was for me for a while.
+2 cups for a sibling and powers... Never have I ever eaten a pie. Wish I have, though. You guys should feed me pies.

[windeity]

+2 for pie and powers. pie powers?
minato i will bake you a pie when we get back if you want.
and michel i didn't have powers for like two months and it was really annoying.
JUST YOU WAIT...

[deathboss]

Annoying that you didn't have them or annoying when you got them. What can you do exactly?

And hey I love pies! Maybe not humble pie...maybe we should have a pie eating contest added to our video...

[parodeity]

never have i ever planned out an actual tattoo design to get
also powers got me