never have i ever / jousting

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Dave	John	Michel	Minato

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[deathboss]

What kind of parties are the both of you running?!

[parodeity]

look it is not my fault the narukamis have 50 cats

[deathboss]

How big is their house?!

[parodeity]

ok maybe im exaggerating
i think they actually have like
uh
six cats?
im genuinely not fucking sure i didnt try to count them
a lot of cats
they have a cat problem
and i say this as a guy who runs an instagram for his cat

[deathboss]

Oh okay. Sorry, I was starting to freak out at the number of cats inside a single home...

Yeah but it's freakin adorable. If I had a cat, I'd also run an instagram and probably name it something like Princess Monster Truck.

[compendiem]

They have 12 cats. We danced.

[parodeity]

i kinda would like to attend another party at some point

[compendiem]

A cat party or a general party party

[deathboss]

....okay I take it back. 12 cats is a lot.

[He's bringing a lot to this conversation.]

[windeity]

it has taken me months to officially get used to one cat, i cannot imagine dealing with 12.

[deathboss]

Can you imagine the cat fur. The cat fur everywhere...

And aren't you supposed to have a litter box plus one? Can they fit thirteen litter boxes in their house?

[windeity]

it's a pretty nice-sized house so sadly probably?
have you met them yet? they are sort of hard to miss after a while.
the twins, not the cats.

[deathboss]

I haven't no, but I know one of them was gonna organize a blanket party? Or something like that, last month was pretty wild I'm not sure what I dreamed up of,
imagined and\or was actual reality.

[windeity]

you sure it wasn't both?

[compendiem]

I remember reading that. I was going to go, but now I feel cheated.

[parodeity]

party party
the last thing i went to was ig that wedding but
i was working mostly and didnt really get to hang out and dance w ppl

[deathboss]

We should do our own party. For what I'm not sure, but that could be fun...

[windeity]

we can probably think of something? it can't be that hard.

[parodeity]

are you fucking w me right now

[windeity]

uh. no?

[parodeity]

jfc
youre the next national holiday dipshit

well
minato aside
but minato how into a legit party are you as like a concept
a party about you i mean
bc i feel like youre probably not very into it but correct me if im wrong

[compendiem]

I like the idea of large quantities of cheap junk food and less being a national holiday. When is John's? We'll do his.

[deathboss]

No, I really like parties and I never really have time for them anymore.

[Stop being so literal Michel.]

[parodeity]

same
i want to go to a normal party

i love how we used to be orderly about these and now it's a free for all so beautiful

[deathboss]

College parties are okay but okay this is going to sound stupid, but have you ever had a board game party too where you play some twenty people werewolf or twister and have cheap but good banquet food.